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Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg

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xp_loa

My dude, are you okay? Do you need something for pain or someone to set you out for healing outside time like a Victorian lady?

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xp_wildchild

PORK RINDS. I want pork rinds.

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xp_loa

I read through the other convos, and it seems you are not allowed them. When you can eat real food I'll get you some chicharrones from that shop in District X, fresh. But I think you gotta eat the hospital foods for now, my guy.

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xp_havok

Hey Alani, all this food talk is making me hungry. Wanna go buy a bunch of stuff Kyle can't eat and torment him with pictures?

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xp_loa - Date: 2021-10-22 02:20 am (UTC) - Expand

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xp_wildchild

I know I can't have them I just really want them.

Ooh I have a slushie.

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xp_loa - Date: 2021-10-22 02:52 am (UTC) - Expand

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xp_banshee

Laurie told me to bring you banana protein shakes, but I’m bringing you supplement pills and cranberry jello instead. And loads of other food, as well.

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xp_wildchild

Doc V stopped by with my diet list. Retained most of my teeth this time so I don't have to soft foods, just watch it on anything that might irritate my intestines cause of whatever they did to keep me from not you know digesting all my muscles while I healed.

But I want that cranberry jello god damn that stuff is good WHY IS IT SO GOOD

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xp_cypher

fuckin seriously, right? How is that stuff that good.

I could have done without being forced to use the Hello Kitty spoon, though. When Clarice commits to a bit, she really commits to the bit.

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xp_wildchild

I might want that spoon. I still got eight outta ten broken fingers.

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xp_darcy

DUDE. I just frowned so hard at my screen that the flight attendant asked if I wanted alcohol with my snack instead of juice.

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xp_wildchild

Head got cracked open. It made sense last night at least.

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xp_darcy

It makes sense, I'm just. Not a fan of the whole friends getting cracked open like eggs thing? Part of the job, but also I hate it.

Glad you're awake, bro.

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xp_echo

They have you on the good drugs, hey?

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xp_wildchild

Vicodin is the shit

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xp_phoenix

How did you get a hold of your phone? I hid it. Twice. You are supposed to be resting.

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xp_banshee

He's a wily one.

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xp_wildchild

I'm a grown ass adult who shouldn't be denied my communication devices.

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xp_phoenix

You're a grown ass adult who tried to order 27 pizzas, a Nicolas Cage pillow, and a chicken harness and leash. From the same place. You really should.

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xp_wildchild - Date: 2021-10-22 02:59 am (UTC) - Expand

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xp_cypher

Dangit, why couldn't it have been 40 pizzas so I could make a "that's as many as four tens" joke? Sigh.

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xp_phoenix - Date: 2021-10-22 02:27 am (UTC) - Expand

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xp_havok

It takes zero energy and zero brain power to get roasted for what your drugged up self posts. He's resting fine, I'm sure lol

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xp_wildchild

I am not leaving this bed until 8am tomorrow I promise. Unless I gotta piss or shit or maybe fart. My farts have been fucking rancid. No promises if I make a really gross fart.