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[xp_wildchild]

1st floor kitchecn is fucked

Liam, Star, pretend I didn't just say shit AND fuck here, or pretend I'm not your teacher for the rest of the winter break.

fire is out, smoke damage all the fuck in, I am taking a shower, putting on clothes that don't smell like smoke and then gonna go start pulling stuff out of the walk in to move to people's suites.

Ya'll, open your doors I need your freezer or ALL This food goes bad - the kitchen has no power right now. I need volunteers, it's a walk-in freezer. Doug you're voluntold once you have pants.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

I like how you tried to sneak that in at the end as though you didn't spend several minutes laying on the floor saying "what the fuck Ramsey where are your goddamn PANTS" over and over.

[xp_wildchild]

Well you never answered the question.

[xp_cypher]

Yes I did, you just decided the answer was invalid and kept repeating the question.

[xp_wildchild]

it was an objectively invalid answer

[xp_hawkeye]

I had you both beat tonight. Fully dressed Clint, nearly capturing the intruder with a totally badass net arrow. That she then proceeded to TK into tiny pieces, which was depressing. But I had on all pieces of necessary clothing.

[xp_darcy]

you can obviously get into my suite but i'll change matt's to open for you and doug. and uh... okay normally i wouldn't suggest this but can stuff the deep freezes with snow and then shut them back. the food in them should be packed well enough to handle the melting of the snow until they can be relo'd to the chapel or something

also lol did he really show up without pants sorry that's probably my fault i took the clothes he was keeping next to the bed for quick dressing to sleep in

[xp_cypher]

Look, when the intruder alert sounds, I can either get there in time to help, or I can waste my time looking for a pair of fuckin pants.

:P

[xp_wildchild]

I PUT ON PANTS.

[xp_cypher]

You also come with your combat shit pre-attached, bro.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh sorry man, didn't realize you had to re-attach the freaky nanite arm when you wake up.

[xp_cypher]

I mean, okay, yeah, fair, but mostly it's just my arm, no cool combat tricks or anything. Hence the gun safe and all that.

[xp_darcy]

In the future I will try not to steal the pants from right beside your bed. Kyle's lucky you weren't completely nude though, it's not like we generally sleep in clothes.

[xp_wildchild]

He had a gun and a sword and NO PANTS

[xp_darcy]

Well yeah, the gun and the sword aren't kept in the same place as the pants.

[xp_wildchild]

Doug put some emergency pants in your gun safe

[xp_cypher]

Help me upgrade to a bigger safe and I'll consider it.

[xp_daredevil]

his priorities are correct

[xp_wildchild]

I got some of it in the snow but with the big kitchen fucked everyone is gonna have to cook in the suites anyway so i figured might as well distribute evenly.

[xp_shatterstar]

do u just need freezers or ppl to move it's to freezer?

[xp_wildchild]

I need both

[xp_shatterstar]

K

[xp_banshee]

Thanks for the shirt, love. I was just on the tail end of things in the basement.

[xp_wildchild]

no prob

Your freezer is all venison now btw except teh stuff already in there

[xp_banshee]

No worries. I've gone through several of the unused suites on our floor to make sure the refrigerators were all plugged in and working. The freezers should be ready in a half hour or so and the actual refrigerators are good for already-prepared things now. I'll start helping to transfer things. We have carts and things somewhere, don't we? For transporting things? Trolleys?

[xp_catseye]

I have questions.

1) What was that?
2) Is it still here?
3) When may we exact revenge?

It bit my husband.

[xp_wildchild]

An intruder, yes, and no revenge. Details later, once I have permission. The intruder was scared.

[xp_catseye]

When I am scared I knock over furniture and fall off tables. The intruder hurled me into a snowbank, ruined the cookies I baked for Liam's parents, made everything smell like fire, and Liam, Shatterstar and I have an 8 AM train to catch. I demand restitution.

[xp_wildchild]

You can take the cookies you made for me to Liam's parents, the rest consider repayment for eating my bird.

[xp_catseye]

hissssss

[xp_darcy]

I will cuddle you once you get back. Assuming the mansion is livable.

[xp_liono]

I'm going to tell my mother

[xp_wildchild]

Do you really want a parent-teacher conference?

[xp_liono]

.... that was a joke. I'm not a tattle tale.

maybe you should nap?

[xp_jubilee]

Do you need me to come down and eat my body weight in venison stew?