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[xp_liono]

that looks so good

[xp_wildchild]

It was really really good. Took a minute to figure out how to eat some of the stuff but like, I kinda was worried going in that it'd be - idk, snobby but the server was chill.

[xp_liono]

I would put on a shirt with buttons for that, ngl.

[xp_wildchild]

Liam man, I wore shoes.

[xp_liono]

... this means I gotta wear a tie, doesn't it?

[xp_wildchild]

It did seem like that kinda place but I saw some guys without but with a good jacket instead.

[xp_liono]

I don't know how to tie it

[xp_wildchild]

Oh man, the next time you feel like you need to wear a tie I'll show you but there's also like 534 youtube videos.

[xp_liono]

oh, right. that works

[xp_wildchild]

[xp_emplate]

I admit when I said "provide photographic evidence" I was expecting something more along the lines of yourself and Terry linking arms over champagne flutes or similar, but at least I know my money was well-spent.

[xp_wildchild]

We were gonna be super cute but like IGBR we got distracted by food and a wine list.

[xp_emplate]

I thought you might enjoy it.

I'm rather fond of their filet de boeuf, because of course.

[xp_wildchild]

Dude. I mean okay, look, that was on the menu and it looks goddamn amazing but also

I can't tell if you're making fun of yourself or being weird right now

[xp_emplate]

Should you ever find yourself compelled to ask the question, the answer is clearly "both".

[xp_cypher]

Instructions unclear, Kyle instead gives us food porn (which, hell yeah, bro)

[xp_emplate]

Duly noted. Back in our student days we had a similar dynamic, but it was more along the lines of "Dude, look how much I ate".

[xp_cypher]

I mean, this is obviously the natural extension of that. Instead of "dude", it's "dudes (collective)"

[xp_banshee]

Everything was absolutely incredible, Marius. Thank you so much, really. It's not a picture, but there was no linking arms over champagne. We did kiss over dessert, though.

[xp_emplate]

You are most welcome. Given the sacrifices you've both made to accommodate me over the past month I was quite glad of the opportunity to show some small measure of gratitude.

[xp_chameleon]

Wait did you go on a romantic dinner date with your rich friend on Valentine's Day...? Instead of your girlfriend...?

[xp_wildchild]

no, the rich friend payed for me and the girlfriend!

[xp_chameleon]

Work on phrasing! :P

[xp_wildchild]

NOPE! WAS FOOD DRUNK!

[xp_chameleon]

You know what? Fair

[xp_emplate]

Alas no, I was merely facilitating a romantic evening with a more appealing partner.

Whilst true money cannot buy happiness, it can most certainly buy friends.

[xp_chameleon]

I mean, I don't know about buying friends... but it can buy friends dinner!

[xp_emplate]

Precisely. What good is money if you don't spend it on the important things in life?

[xp_darcy]

All of that looks interesting or tasty so I'm very glad I put the phone away last night (had it taken away? I don't remember, but I feel like Warren would've encouraged me, not taken my phone... Bobbi maybe?)