Egg

[xp_wildchild]

Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg

Comments

[xp_phoenix]

How did you get a hold of your phone? I hid it. Twice. You are supposed to be resting.

[xp_banshee]

He's a wily one.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm a grown ass adult who shouldn't be denied my communication devices.

[xp_phoenix]

You're a grown ass adult who tried to order 27 pizzas, a Nicolas Cage pillow, and a chicken harness and leash. From the same place. You really should.

[xp_wildchild]

A chicken harness and a chicken leash, or a chicken harness, single item and a leash, unspecified animal?

Jean did I order a pet chicken


wait WAIT wait did you DENY ME The reversible sequin Nic Cage pillow I will never find that again I NEED IT

[xp_phoenix]

You tried to pay with an old Subway sub card. I don't think you succeeded in anything except making the pizza guy laugh.

[xp_wildchild]

Well what the hell me this morning. Why would I do that, I have apple pay, paypal, venmo and starkcard on this thing.

[xp_phoenix]

I'm a telepath, not an oracle.

[xp_wildchild]

Should I be worried you didn't answer the chicken question?

[xp_phoenix]

Maybe.

[xp_wildchild]

DID I ORDER A CHICKEN?????

[xp_phoenix]

Technically you bartered for one.

[xp_wildchild]

I ... what

What did I barter.

Oh god I downloaded like 19 apps and two are barter network apps I regret being pissy about my phone okay

[xp_cypher]

Dangit, why couldn't it have been 40 pizzas so I could make a "that's as many as four tens" joke? Sigh.

[xp_phoenix]

Don't encourage him.

[xp_havok]

It takes zero energy and zero brain power to get roasted for what your drugged up self posts. He's resting fine, I'm sure lol

[xp_wildchild]

I am not leaving this bed until 8am tomorrow I promise. Unless I gotta piss or shit or maybe fart. My farts have been fucking rancid. No promises if I make a really gross fart.

[xp_echo]

I learn the most fascinating things about you people while you’re drugged

[xp_wildchild]

Oh dude no. It's not all the time, it's just now, because of the coma.

[xp_echo]

You say that like I’m not putting together a ‘weird shit these people do while drugged’ list for your next birthday. I’ll even put it to music

[xp_phoenix]

He tried to use an old Subway sub card to pay for pizza. No, no he's not.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm not leaving the bed unless I need the bathroom. Promise. Scout's honor.

[xp_phoenix]

Right.

[xp_wildchild]

No seriously, I'm exhausted and I have like six blankets now I'm comfy.

[xp_phoenix]

I'll send Terry to make you more comfy.

And also to keep an eye on you.