Egg

Oct. 20th, 2021 10:28 pm
xp_wildchild: (Beard - ow ow ow)
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Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg
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Date: 2021-10-22 02:17 am (UTC)
xp_phoenix: (Oh really?)
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You tried to pay with an old Subway sub card. I don't think you succeeded in anything except making the pizza guy laugh.

Date: 2021-10-22 02:18 am (UTC)
xp_wildchild: (Beard - wtf)
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Well what the hell me this morning. Why would I do that, I have apple pay, paypal, venmo and starkcard on this thing.

Date: 2021-10-22 02:20 am (UTC)
xp_phoenix: (Drink 4)
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I'm a telepath, not an oracle.

Date: 2021-10-22 02:23 am (UTC)
xp_wildchild: (scruffy - cautious)
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Should I be worried you didn't answer the chicken question?

Date: 2021-10-22 02:25 am (UTC)
xp_wildchild: (Beard - amused)
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DID I ORDER A CHICKEN?????

Date: 2021-10-22 02:31 am (UTC)
xp_phoenix: (Look Up)
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Technically you bartered for one.

Date: 2021-10-22 02:34 am (UTC)
xp_wildchild: (scruffy - the fuck did you just say)
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I ... what

What did I barter.

Oh god I downloaded like 19 apps and two are barter network apps I regret being pissy about my phone okay

Date: 2021-10-22 02:47 am (UTC)
xp_phoenix: (Daydream)
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I think it was your couch.

Also, the chicken is being delivered on Saturday.

Date: 2021-10-22 02:59 am (UTC)
xp_wildchild: (Beard - ridic)
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I am going to name her Yolko Ono according to the text I sent my dad.
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