Egg

[xp_wildchild]

Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg

Comments

[xp_phoenix]

You're a grown ass adult who tried to order 27 pizzas, a Nicolas Cage pillow, and a chicken harness and leash. From the same place. You really should.

[xp_wildchild]

A chicken harness and a chicken leash, or a chicken harness, single item and a leash, unspecified animal?

Jean did I order a pet chicken


wait WAIT wait did you DENY ME The reversible sequin Nic Cage pillow I will never find that again I NEED IT

[xp_phoenix]

You tried to pay with an old Subway sub card. I don't think you succeeded in anything except making the pizza guy laugh.

[xp_wildchild]

Well what the hell me this morning. Why would I do that, I have apple pay, paypal, venmo and starkcard on this thing.

[xp_phoenix]

I'm a telepath, not an oracle.

[xp_wildchild]

Should I be worried you didn't answer the chicken question?

[xp_phoenix]

Maybe.

[xp_wildchild]

DID I ORDER A CHICKEN?????

[xp_phoenix]

Technically you bartered for one.

[xp_wildchild]

I ... what

What did I barter.

Oh god I downloaded like 19 apps and two are barter network apps I regret being pissy about my phone okay

[xp_phoenix]

I think it was your couch.

Also, the chicken is being delivered on Saturday.

[xp_wildchild]

I am going to name her Yolko Ono according to the text I sent my dad.

[xp_cypher]

Dangit, why couldn't it have been 40 pizzas so I could make a "that's as many as four tens" joke? Sigh.

[xp_phoenix]

Don't encourage him.