Egg

[xp_wildchild]

Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg

Comments

[xp_darcy]

DUDE. I just frowned so hard at my screen that the flight attendant asked if I wanted alcohol with my snack instead of juice.

[xp_wildchild]

Head got cracked open. It made sense last night at least.

[xp_darcy]

It makes sense, I'm just. Not a fan of the whole friends getting cracked open like eggs thing? Part of the job, but also I hate it.

Glad you're awake, bro.

[xp_wildchild]

Me too not being awake would suck and I'd get less cranberry jello

[xp_darcy]

I'll swing by and say hello once I'm off this flight and have slept. And eaten, although the flight food is way better than the shit domestic airlines serve. Maybe it's because I'm in business class.

Cranberry jello sounds good though.

[xp_wildchild]

I have apple juice.

[xp_darcy]

Solid choice. I have tomato, because apple juice just doesn't taste right at 35k feet.

[xp_wildchild]

CORRECTION. I have an apple SLUSHIE. It's so good.

[xp_darcy]

You are a delight. I am glad your apple slushie is good.