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My dude, are you okay? Do you need something for pain or someone to set you out for healing outside time like a Victorian lady?

PORK RINDS. I want pork rinds.

I read through the other convos, and it seems you are not allowed them. When you can eat real food I'll get you some chicharrones from that shop in District X, fresh. But I think you gotta eat the hospital foods for now, my guy.

Hey Alani, all this food talk is making me hungry. Wanna go buy a bunch of stuff Kyle can't eat and torment him with pictures?

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I know I can't have them I just really want them.

Ooh I have a slushie.

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Laurie told me to bring you banana protein shakes, but I’m bringing you supplement pills and cranberry jello instead. And loads of other food, as well.

Doc V stopped by with my diet list. Retained most of my teeth this time so I don't have to soft foods, just watch it on anything that might irritate my intestines cause of whatever they did to keep me from not you know digesting all my muscles while I healed.

But I want that cranberry jello god damn that stuff is good WHY IS IT SO GOOD

fuckin seriously, right? How is that stuff that good.

I could have done without being forced to use the Hello Kitty spoon, though. When Clarice commits to a bit, she really commits to the bit.

I might want that spoon. I still got eight outta ten broken fingers.

DUDE. I just frowned so hard at my screen that the flight attendant asked if I wanted alcohol with my snack instead of juice.

Head got cracked open. It made sense last night at least.

It makes sense, I'm just. Not a fan of the whole friends getting cracked open like eggs thing? Part of the job, but also I hate it.

Glad you're awake, bro.

Me too not being awake would suck and I'd get less cranberry jello

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They have you on the good drugs, hey?

Vicodin is the shit

How did you get a hold of your phone? I hid it. Twice. You are supposed to be resting.

He's a wily one.

I'm a grown ass adult who shouldn't be denied my communication devices.

You're a grown ass adult who tried to order 27 pizzas, a Nicolas Cage pillow, and a chicken harness and leash. From the same place. You really should.

A chicken harness and a chicken leash, or a chicken harness, single item and a leash, unspecified animal?

Jean did I order a pet chicken

wait WAIT wait did you DENY ME The reversible sequin Nic Cage pillow I will never find that again I NEED IT

I am not leaving this bed until 8am tomorrow I promise. Unless I gotta piss or shit or maybe fart. My farts have been fucking rancid. No promises if I make a really gross fart.