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[xp_wildchild]

I? SUCK.

My parents also suck, but I really suck.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You never had birthday cake? Dude. OK, we'll start you off with your basic yellow sponge and go from there, and I bet I can find a frosting-from-scratch recipe somewhere in Lorna's cookbooks-o-doom.

Styrofoam peanuts. And that soup is nasty. And this is driving me nuts. Nobody's claimed credit for it!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The parents don't do birthdays, or Christmas much, or anything like that.

Its some freaky religious thing. I ... could probably remember the whike explanation, but its bullshit. Something about not being able to celebrate God if you celebrate birthdays and give presents. I dunno.

I've had cake, just never for my birthday. Cupcakes once, at school, but my mom had a cow about it later.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Jehovash witness? I had some neighbors once who were, they were kinda weird, but not in a bad way. in a "we don't want you to corrupt us evil child of plaid" kind of way.

happy birthday!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that too. I wasn't allowed to play with some of the neighborhood kids when I was little. Mom and Dad got less stupid for a while, but I think the stupid came back.

Plaid can be evil? Dude.

Thanks.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

appearantly. because it's all colourful and woven and fun! or something. beats me really.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Like Jehovah's Witnesses? There were a couple Jehovah's Witnesses kids in my elementary school class, and they never did any of that stuff, and I always thought it kinda sucked to be them.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Exactly like that, with them being that and all.

I almost wish it was a mutant thing, cause then I could've had birthdays before, but no, its just a stupid religion thing.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

wanna pay them another "visit"?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naaah. Figure I'll torment them this summer. Easier to do with a report card with no D's on it.

I am not getting any goddamn D's this year, DAMMIT.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yeah, no D's. those're bad. my parents cut off my allowance if I make a C. talk about incentive.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well hey, if you think about it, now it's kinda like a mutant thing that you can.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... Dude. That's cool. Makes the annoying parts a little less annoying..

Ooh. OH! Tevas. DUDE. I got Tevas. YES! Yes, yes YES! shoes that my feet won't eat! Rock.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And that soup is good. Espically for breakfast.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Maybe for people with funky mutant stomachs. I just have regular stomachs and that soup makes them rise in armed revolt.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

More for me!