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I? SUCK.

My parents also suck, but I really suck.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
What happened?

Date: 2005-04-26 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Forgot my own damn birthday. Got card and package from grandparents.

.. okay, that part was cool, because yay, money, but ... grr. I suuuuuck.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Yeah, that's definitely up there for the most forgetful thing I've ever seen. But dude, this is an easy one, we just celebrate it now. What kinda cake you want? Or wait, you have your digestive thing, can you have cake? If you can't, we can do birthday burgers or something.

And hey--speaking of cake, was that you earlier with my pants and the pressure-sensor speaker thing and the packing peanuts?

Date: 2005-04-26 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Um. I dunno. Never had birthday cake before. I've had cake, cake, but never birthday cake.

I can have cake, as long as its not got any fake food in it. Like, frosting from a jar? Stomach craaaamps.

And nope. No pants, no squeaky whatever, no peanuts. Hey, were they the edible kind? Those are good in Dr. Hank's soup.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com
then I shall make you cake. whatever kind of cake you do or do not want.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Caaaaaake. Strawberry? With strawberry frosting?

What? Its GOOD.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com
we have fresh strawberries too.

and I'll make some REAL frosting (not that canned crap) and we'll see if it goes any better. if not, hey, it's still going to be strawberry cake.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Caaaake.

Cake has most of the four food groups! Its healthy!

Date: 2005-04-26 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com

it's only healthy on your birthday though :)

if you come by in about 15 minutes you can lick the bowl.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-04-26 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
You never had birthday cake? Dude. OK, we'll start you off with your basic yellow sponge and go from there, and I bet I can find a frosting-from-scratch recipe somewhere in Lorna's cookbooks-o-doom.

Styrofoam peanuts. And that soup is nasty. And this is driving me nuts. Nobody's claimed credit for it!

Date: 2005-04-26 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
The parents don't do birthdays, or Christmas much, or anything like that.

Its some freaky religious thing. I ... could probably remember the whike explanation, but its bullshit. Something about not being able to celebrate God if you celebrate birthdays and give presents. I dunno.

I've had cake, just never for my birthday. Cupcakes once, at school, but my mom had a cow about it later.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
Jehovash witness? I had some neighbors once who were, they were kinda weird, but not in a bad way. in a "we don't want you to corrupt us evil child of plaid" kind of way.

happy birthday!

Date: 2005-04-26 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah, that too. I wasn't allowed to play with some of the neighborhood kids when I was little. Mom and Dad got less stupid for a while, but I think the stupid came back.

Plaid can be evil? Dude.

Thanks.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
appearantly. because it's all colourful and woven and fun! or something. beats me really.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Like Jehovah's Witnesses? There were a couple Jehovah's Witnesses kids in my elementary school class, and they never did any of that stuff, and I always thought it kinda sucked to be them.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Exactly like that, with them being that and all.

I almost wish it was a mutant thing, cause then I could've had birthdays before, but no, its just a stupid religion thing.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
wanna pay them another "visit"?

Date: 2005-04-26 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Naaah. Figure I'll torment them this summer. Easier to do with a report card with no D's on it.

I am not getting any goddamn D's this year, DAMMIT.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
yeah, no D's. those're bad. my parents cut off my allowance if I make a C. talk about incentive.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Well hey, if you think about it, now it's kinda like a mutant thing that you can.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
... Dude. That's cool. Makes the annoying parts a little less annoying..

Ooh. OH! Tevas. DUDE. I got Tevas. YES! Yes, yes YES! shoes that my feet won't eat! Rock.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
And that soup is good. Espically for breakfast.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com
Maybe for people with funky mutant stomachs. I just have regular stomachs and that soup makes them rise in armed revolt.

Date: 2005-04-26 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
More for me!

Date: 2005-04-26 02:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

when was your birthday?

Date: 2005-04-26 02:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
21st of March. I suck.

But I got stuff from my grandparents. SHORTS! Cargo shorts. Lots of ... good lord. How do they pack so much crap in one box...

Oatmeal cookies. Ooh. And I'm not gonna ask how they knew to get me the new Green Day CD, but ....

Date: 2005-04-26 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
don't wanna be an American Idiot! One nation controled by the media!

dude, that CD ROCKS!

Date: 2005-04-26 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Yeah it does!

Date: 2005-04-26 05:25 pm (UTC)
xp_daytripper: (demon puppy eyes of doom)
From: [personal profile] xp_daytripper
You wouldn't be the only one to forget - I forgot my 18th birthday while I was away. *smacks head* The one time and place I'm legal to drink and I was nowhere near a pub...

(Just joking, Alison, really. Been talking to Samson about that.)

But any way, yeah, Happy Birthday for the 21st. How old does that make you now?

Date: 2005-04-26 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Fifteen. Which isn't, you know, a lot, but its a one and a five instead of a one and a four.

And twelve months until I can drive! Woohoo!

Date: 2005-04-27 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cassidy.livejournal.com
I've just this minute realised that I did exactly the same thing this year. Still, when you get to my age, missing a birthday isn't such a bad idea...

Date: 2005-04-28 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-madelyn.livejournal.com
That will not do. Harry's tomorrow night?
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