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[xp_wildchild]

I? SUCK.

My parents also suck, but I really suck.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Um. I dunno. Never had birthday cake before. I've had cake, cake, but never birthday cake.

I can have cake, as long as its not got any fake food in it. Like, frosting from a jar? Stomach craaaamps.

And nope. No pants, no squeaky whatever, no peanuts. Hey, were they the edible kind? Those are good in Dr. Hank's soup.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

then I shall make you cake. whatever kind of cake you do or do not want.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Caaaaaake. Strawberry? With strawberry frosting?

What? Its GOOD.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

we have fresh strawberries too.

and I'll make some REAL frosting (not that canned crap) and we'll see if it goes any better. if not, hey, it's still going to be strawberry cake.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Caaaake.

Cake has most of the four food groups! Its healthy!

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

it's only healthy on your birthday though :)

if you come by in about 15 minutes you can lick the bowl.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Gnh. Yum.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You never had birthday cake? Dude. OK, we'll start you off with your basic yellow sponge and go from there, and I bet I can find a frosting-from-scratch recipe somewhere in Lorna's cookbooks-o-doom.

Styrofoam peanuts. And that soup is nasty. And this is driving me nuts. Nobody's claimed credit for it!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The parents don't do birthdays, or Christmas much, or anything like that.

Its some freaky religious thing. I ... could probably remember the whike explanation, but its bullshit. Something about not being able to celebrate God if you celebrate birthdays and give presents. I dunno.

I've had cake, just never for my birthday. Cupcakes once, at school, but my mom had a cow about it later.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Jehovash witness? I had some neighbors once who were, they were kinda weird, but not in a bad way. in a "we don't want you to corrupt us evil child of plaid" kind of way.

happy birthday!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that too. I wasn't allowed to play with some of the neighborhood kids when I was little. Mom and Dad got less stupid for a while, but I think the stupid came back.

Plaid can be evil? Dude.

Thanks.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

appearantly. because it's all colourful and woven and fun! or something. beats me really.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Like Jehovah's Witnesses? There were a couple Jehovah's Witnesses kids in my elementary school class, and they never did any of that stuff, and I always thought it kinda sucked to be them.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Exactly like that, with them being that and all.

I almost wish it was a mutant thing, cause then I could've had birthdays before, but no, its just a stupid religion thing.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

wanna pay them another "visit"?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naaah. Figure I'll torment them this summer. Easier to do with a report card with no D's on it.

I am not getting any goddamn D's this year, DAMMIT.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

yeah, no D's. those're bad. my parents cut off my allowance if I make a C. talk about incentive.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well hey, if you think about it, now it's kinda like a mutant thing that you can.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

... Dude. That's cool. Makes the annoying parts a little less annoying..

Ooh. OH! Tevas. DUDE. I got Tevas. YES! Yes, yes YES! shoes that my feet won't eat! Rock.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And that soup is good. Espically for breakfast.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Maybe for people with funky mutant stomachs. I just have regular stomachs and that soup makes them rise in armed revolt.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

More for me!