I FOUND THE GUY

[xp_wildchild]

Guys guys guys guys the blond (I almost typo'd blind and that'd be Matt who isn't blond or in some really terribad movies) dude who was on the island kind of being all I! Helped! Rescue! People! But! I! Talk! Like! This! (at least that is totes how he sounded to me) is THIS GUY

Arthur "Longshot" Centino

Who was totally in a movie called Teethmonster 2, which implies there was a Teethmonster ONE and now I gotta watch both.

FRED GET DOWN HERE I KNOW YOU OWN THEM DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT YOU HAVE THEM AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT

Comments

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

So basically he was



?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Do you just... only talk in pictures now? Is that a thing you do?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Well, reaction gifs IS the new language of the internet...

But mostly only when I think of a really funny one to use.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

[voice to text]

dude! I'm coming to check this out!

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, you met him? He was totally on Dog Cops!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, met is more like he was there doing stuff while Clarice and I were yanking dead bodies out from a flooded building so we could get a not dead dude out too.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Did he get in the way? Cause from everything I've seen him doing on Longshot for Survival, he should've been helpful.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think he got some other people out of the building too? I dunno, was kinda busy. I didn't even recognize him off camera.

(I am pretty sure I own Karate Chop Carwash on VHS. Geez.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait. He was in one of the Sarjak movies. Who is Sarjak? And why does he have like fifty bajillion movies?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude, you need to watch like ALL the Unmasked Aggression movies before you can even come close to answering that. There've been FTPs and fanboards going trying to figure out Sarjak since, like, before you were born.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you have all these, right? Or am I gonna have to dig through the dollar movie bin at Walmart and/or scan ebay to get copies?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude I have all the Don't Go Into the Woods. I have all the Unmasked Aggressions. I have the 2011 Remake (which kinda sucked but you gotta have the complete set.) I have the Japanese only Spin off: "Shōtai o abaku Sarjak Kame Shinryaku". I even have a bootleg of the Turkish ripoff "Sarjak Patlamalar ve Delme 9: Kimyasal Yangın Savaş"

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Right, so. I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'll bring food. If nobody has any suggestions, I'm going with my staple - pizza.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

That's my copy of Karate Chop Carwash, Gibney.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That explains why I own VHS tape since that is hella old.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

You have insulted me and my old terrible movies. No Don't Go Into the Woods Marathon for you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just insulted that you don't own these on dvd. I can't insult movies that you totally admit are terrible, dude. ;) Just that you like, won't convert them to things that aren't 300000 years old that you got from a landfill in New Mexico.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

The thrift store was called 'The Landfill'. Big difference.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Wait, is that the guy who was in that show you made me watch that one time? That ended up being pretty interesting?

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Yes! He played the blond dude with the weird need for vengeance. I think. I might have to watch that episode again now.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Hey, yeah, I liked that show.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

So you're totally in for marathoning it tonight?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yes, down.

You have to bring snacks, though, because I can't afford to keep feeding teenage boys.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Pizza. Definitely pizza. And olives for Namor.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Put an extra vegetable on that pizza on that pizza, buddy. Can't have you getting fat.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Right, you try training with Logan and Mister Summers and see how fat you get - I need the calories, doc. But I can totally do green peppers and onions and mushrooms.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, fair point.

All I'm saying is, nobody ever sees you in the gym...

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Because I'm hiding in the locker room with ice packs.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Ice? No, heat. Heat is for muscles.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

But ice feels so much better.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Yeah, trust your instincts and not my medical degree and residencies at very prestigious universities.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Fine, I'll slap a heating pad on myself.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Good. Believe it or not, I know what I'm talking about most of the time.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

With age comes wisdom.

(See, I'm embracing it now.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those times when I'm supposed to tell you to flaunt it if you've got it?

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

What? No.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I didn't think so, but Andre says that at the most random times, so I'm never 100% sure these days.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Television marathon? Is the show's writing worth that sort of attention?

Clint, I commend the deference you show me in snack foods.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

It's not like. Writing the way you're thinking. It's this dude who gets dropped in middle of nowhere with a camera and maybe something useful like a match and then he has to survive using nothing but his wits. Or something. So it's interesting. The later parts of the series get a little ridiculous - like, far fetched. But seriously. Marathon.

Mostly I just think it's hilarious that every time I hand you olives you eat them.

[x-submariner.livejournal.com]

Ah, "reality." However, I have no plans and you are providing food. I reserve the right to bring a book if the show isn't as compelling as you bill it.

It would be ungracious to not accept gifts.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.

Right, man, but I had you olives every time I see you.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to ask why a TV star was trying to interfere in the middle of a natural disaster.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I think I've seen most of those. Quality bad movies.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude, these are some of the best. Although Callie and Yvette won't come into the garage if I'm watching the Don't Go in the Woods ones. They can get pretty gorey.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Wait, that's who that was?

Huh.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Holy Crap! You met like THE Arthur Centino!?

The dude was in the BEST Unmasked Aggression movie since like the 80's

And I have all three Teethmonster movies AND all five Stabmasters, dude. I mean, check who you're talkin to.