I FOUND THE GUY

[xp_wildchild]

Guys guys guys guys the blond (I almost typo'd blind and that'd be Matt who isn't blond or in some really terribad movies) dude who was on the island kind of being all I! Helped! Rescue! People! But! I! Talk! Like! This! (at least that is totes how he sounded to me) is THIS GUY

Arthur "Longshot" Centino

Who was totally in a movie called Teethmonster 2, which implies there was a Teethmonster ONE and now I gotta watch both.

FRED GET DOWN HERE I KNOW YOU OWN THEM DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT YOU HAVE THEM AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT

Comments

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

That's my copy of Karate Chop Carwash, Gibney.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That explains why I own VHS tape since that is hella old.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

You have insulted me and my old terrible movies. No Don't Go Into the Woods Marathon for you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just insulted that you don't own these on dvd. I can't insult movies that you totally admit are terrible, dude. ;) Just that you like, won't convert them to things that aren't 300000 years old that you got from a landfill in New Mexico.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

The thrift store was called 'The Landfill'. Big difference.