I FOUND THE GUY

[xp_wildchild]

Guys guys guys guys the blond (I almost typo'd blind and that'd be Matt who isn't blond or in some really terribad movies) dude who was on the island kind of being all I! Helped! Rescue! People! But! I! Talk! Like! This! (at least that is totes how he sounded to me) is THIS GUY

Arthur "Longshot" Centino

Who was totally in a movie called Teethmonster 2, which implies there was a Teethmonster ONE and now I gotta watch both.

FRED GET DOWN HERE I KNOW YOU OWN THEM DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT YOU HAVE THEM AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT

Comments

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you have all these, right? Or am I gonna have to dig through the dollar movie bin at Walmart and/or scan ebay to get copies?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude I have all the Don't Go Into the Woods. I have all the Unmasked Aggressions. I have the 2011 Remake (which kinda sucked but you gotta have the complete set.) I have the Japanese only Spin off: "Shōtai o abaku Sarjak Kame Shinryaku". I even have a bootleg of the Turkish ripoff "Sarjak Patlamalar ve Delme 9: Kimyasal Yangın Savaş"

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Right, so. I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'll bring food. If nobody has any suggestions, I'm going with my staple - pizza.