Egg

[xp_wildchild]

Humpty Dumpty was not an egg I am an egg

Comments

[xp_loa]

My dude, are you okay? Do you need something for pain or someone to set you out for healing outside time like a Victorian lady?

[xp_banshee]

Laurie told me to bring you banana protein shakes, but I’m bringing you supplement pills and cranberry jello instead. And loads of other food, as well.

[xp_darcy]

DUDE. I just frowned so hard at my screen that the flight attendant asked if I wanted alcohol with my snack instead of juice.

[xp_echo]

They have you on the good drugs, hey?

[xp_phoenix]

How did you get a hold of your phone? I hid it. Twice. You are supposed to be resting.

[xp_banshee]

He's a wily one.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm a grown ass adult who shouldn't be denied my communication devices.

[xp_wildchild]

Vicodin is the shit

[xp_wildchild]

Head got cracked open. It made sense last night at least.

[xp_wildchild]

Doc V stopped by with my diet list. Retained most of my teeth this time so I don't have to soft foods, just watch it on anything that might irritate my intestines cause of whatever they did to keep me from not you know digesting all my muscles while I healed.

But I want that cranberry jello god damn that stuff is good WHY IS IT SO GOOD

[xp_cypher]

fuckin seriously, right? How is that stuff that good.

I could have done without being forced to use the Hello Kitty spoon, though. When Clarice commits to a bit, she really commits to the bit.

[xp_wildchild]

I might want that spoon. I still got eight outta ten broken fingers.

[xp_darcy]

It makes sense, I'm just. Not a fan of the whole friends getting cracked open like eggs thing? Part of the job, but also I hate it.

Glad you're awake, bro.

[xp_havok]

It takes zero energy and zero brain power to get roasted for what your drugged up self posts. He's resting fine, I'm sure lol

[xp_wildchild]

PORK RINDS. I want pork rinds.

[xp_wildchild]

Me too not being awake would suck and I'd get less cranberry jello

[xp_wildchild]

I am not leaving this bed until 8am tomorrow I promise. Unless I gotta piss or shit or maybe fart. My farts have been fucking rancid. No promises if I make a really gross fart.

[xp_echo]

I learn the most fascinating things about you people while you’re drugged

[xp_phoenix]

You're a grown ass adult who tried to order 27 pizzas, a Nicolas Cage pillow, and a chicken harness and leash. From the same place. You really should.

[xp_darcy]

I'll swing by and say hello once I'm off this flight and have slept. And eaten, although the flight food is way better than the shit domestic airlines serve. Maybe it's because I'm in business class.

Cranberry jello sounds good though.

[xp_wildchild]

Oh dude no. It's not all the time, it's just now, because of the coma.

[xp_loa]

I read through the other convos, and it seems you are not allowed them. When you can eat real food I'll get you some chicharrones from that shop in District X, fresh. But I think you gotta eat the hospital foods for now, my guy.

[xp_wildchild]

A chicken harness and a chicken leash, or a chicken harness, single item and a leash, unspecified animal?

Jean did I order a pet chicken


wait WAIT wait did you DENY ME The reversible sequin Nic Cage pillow I will never find that again I NEED IT

[xp_phoenix]

He tried to use an old Subway sub card to pay for pizza. No, no he's not.

[xp_echo]

You say that like I’m not putting together a ‘weird shit these people do while drugged’ list for your next birthday. I’ll even put it to music