Just for like, everyone's information

[xp_wildchild]

Just for like, everyone's information, Jean-Paul's a dirty old man with a dirty mind.

I figured people should know.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What was his dirty mind doing with you?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Assuming that just cause knew the JPs had poutine meant I was like, all up in Jean-Phillipe's pants smelling him or something.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I would think that Jean-Paul knew that my type ran to significantly less body hair.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, dude, one, tmi, and two I kinda feel insulted, except like, not.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

How is it too much information to merely say that you are not my type?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

...Why was you face in Jean-Phillipe's crotch?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul assumed that but I was like, two rooms away. Dude, my nose is like super powerful. Remember, I like, stalk you for fried chicken?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know it is and that you do 'cause I make like four times as much just because I know you'll find it.

Maybe Jean-Paul thinks you and Jean-Phillipe would be hot together...

[x-quebecois.livejournal.com]

This was my question - I only wanted to know why.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, why were you assuming I was smelling him instead of just being able to smell from like 50 feet away! It's cause you're a dirty old man.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

He is!

But he's also kind of funny, so yeah, I don't care.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he made poutine, so I can't bitch too much

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

We can't risk the fact he could do no more in retaliation.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I can't risk not having any more poutine.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

And of course, share with the rest of us fine folk.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

So, you're announcing things that are public knowledge now?

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Freedom of speech, I guess?

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Which stupidly applies to everyone. Even you.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

Or you. And nobody complai--

Oh, wait.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, the attempt at humor you dialed is out of service.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it was just in case people weren't paying attention! It's like a public service announcement.

[x-scorpion.livejournal.com]

Well, I, as your public, do not feel serviced through this announcement. Do better!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I dunno I want to know about how you're getting serviced, dude.

[x-highflying.livejournal.com]

Is this something we are supposed to be surprised by?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well maybe some people were like not paying attention? I am all about educating people!