Just for like, everyone's information

[xp_wildchild]

Just for like, everyone's information, Jean-Paul's a dirty old man with a dirty mind.

I figured people should know.

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

What was his dirty mind doing with you?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Assuming that just cause knew the JPs had poutine meant I was like, all up in Jean-Phillipe's pants smelling him or something.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I would think that Jean-Paul knew that my type ran to significantly less body hair.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, dude, one, tmi, and two I kinda feel insulted, except like, not.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

He is!

But he's also kind of funny, so yeah, I don't care.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

How is it too much information to merely say that you are not my type?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and he made poutine, so I can't bitch too much

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude now I'm like stuck wondering if you're jerking it thinking about me without like, chest hair or something and I'm kinda weirded out.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

...Why was you face in Jean-Phillipe's crotch?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Jean-Paul assumed that but I was like, two rooms away. Dude, my nose is like super powerful. Remember, I like, stalk you for fried chicken?

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I did not make any kind of sexual overtones, though. You are the one picturing me, as you say, 'jerking it'.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but..

shit

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know it is and that you do 'cause I make like four times as much just because I know you'll find it.

Maybe Jean-Paul thinks you and Jean-Phillipe would be hot together...

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Point to Jean-Phillipe!

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I guess that kills your "gay for Jay" argument.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you're gonna go trying to like, hook people up with Jean-Phillipe, it should be Jared, cause at least he kissed the dude. I'm already dating a electrowhateveretic person and she has boobs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Naw, I just got caught by my own stupid mouth.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I said nothing about hooking up. I said he thought it was hot. He's got that dirty brain, how do you know you two aren't in it?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

Nah, you had a Freudian slip. Just admit it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I know I'm supposed to be all like open minded and stuff but that just weirds me out.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So how come Freud's the only psychology person who gets slips? I mean, did like Jung or any of those other guys have them, or is it just Freud and his you say one thing but mean a sex thing instead?

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

It's 'cause you're from Montana.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Kyle only likes guys when they have wings.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

I think it's because Freud was obsessed with sex and EVERYTHING equaled sex or sex with one of your parents or siblings or goats or something. I think everyone else was more sane so they didn't have weird slips like that.

[x-twenty-three.livejournal.com]

We can't risk the fact he could do no more in retaliation.