I LIKE SOUP!

[xp_wildchild]

I LIKE SOUP! BYYYYEEEEE SOUP!!!!

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Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Have I ever chased my tail? No. I don't even have one.
Have I ever drunk from a toilet? No.
Have I ever scratched at an itch with my feet? Wait, no, you've got me there. But at the time I was missing some fingers and we were stuck in a ecodome thing with dinosaurs, so well, the itches weren't my fault.

I do not bury bones in the yard to save for later. First of all, Mr. Marko would kick me to Saturn, and second, bones are too tasty not to eat right then and there when you have them.

So, I guess Kyle's Special Raw Beef Surprise is not something you'll be wanting me to make for dinner anytime soon? The surprise is that the beef is RAW.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

If you did have a tail, I would have paid to see it. Getting a piece of ass would have a whole new meaning to it.


If you ever make me anything with Raw beef in it, I assure you I will be throwing up ON you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The last time I had a tail, it was nasty. And there was a reason I wore pants the whole time. If I never ever have to repeat that, I won't complain.

Dude, the things I cook for other people are never raw unless they're things not-feral-people can eat raw, like ... sushi or whatever. Except I can't make sushi.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty hot in a nasty way. Not that I'm into that, but you could, you know, grab the tail and have a good time.

I was just refering to your basic cooking skills.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO! That thing had nerves in it! NO. NO NO NO. OW.

Hey. My cooking skillz are awesome now. They kinda have to be - that whole no food from a box thing.

Man, sometimes I really miss Oreos.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

You would love it. Just admit it.

If you didnt have to heal I would say that maybe you should be the one cooking for me, instead of hte other way around.

And I, on the other hand, can enjoy oreos to this day. Be jealous. Be very jealous.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nope. No pain please. I heal from it, I don't ENJOY it.

I dunno, ever smell fresh baked bread? I get that from four floors away whenever anyone's making bread. There are things that make no more Oreos worth it.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

ok, do you want me to bring this or not? Becuase I can't sit here, type to you and have an out of body experience, bringing you food.