I LIKE SOUP!

[xp_wildchild]

I LIKE SOUP! BYYYYEEEEE SOUP!!!!

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom!

Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom
doom doom doom

Comments

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

. . .

It seems too natural for you to remind me of Gir. If only you had a green dog suit, too.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Did you type all of those dooms or do copy/paste?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I typed them while GIR was singing them!

I think that Forge would be ZIM because he's an alien boy.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

What makes him an alien boy?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it was pretty funny when I typed it but I can't rmeember why now.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

You're funny!

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

They've got you on the good drugs, don't they?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have vicothingy. I can have it cause it's made of codennes.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I can see you like the soup I left you for dinner. Did you want the banana pudding I made?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

YES.

[x-penance.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I think you are silly. I also hope your healing powers make you well soon.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have GOT to show you Invader Zim.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

And this is why you're special.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

YES I AM!

I have a candy corn milkshake with a bananana in it! Its the best!

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

You don't need anymore sugar. And that's so gross.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, milk + honey + a banana + ice cream + pulverized candy corns is not that much sugar. Also not gross. Candy corns are just vanilla and honey flavored.

Also, hello? Feral? I eat like, ninety billion calories a day and more when I'm healing?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Why don't you just stick it all in a blender and hook up an IV

Oh what broke?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Laurie stuck it all in a blender and put a straw in it.

My jaw. And four teeth.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Must be an improvement then huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, WHAT is your problem?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

What is yours? You can't take a joke anymore?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not right now, no. It isn't funny. You do what I did and tell me if you think it'd be fucking hi-larious.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I don't know what you did, so why don't you tell me and stop assuming.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

How about you go back and read the part where I already talked about how I beat the fuck out of Toad and had - HAD to get my ass handed to me in the process so I could actually get the guy close enough to do some damage to him. I already said this on somebody's journal. Maybe twice, but I dunno. I mean, dude. I was ON VICODIN. This not fucking funny shit to be joking around with, okay? OKAY? People could have died.

Did you miss the part where I'm on the X-men? Or where we had to go deal with this kind of shit? Or that the entire school is beat to SHIT? I'm fucking LUCKY that I heal from it. There's folks hurt worse that aren't gonna heal as fast.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I just got back so chill the fuck out, and stop being such a dick to me all the time. I show a little concern, and I get a lot of bullshit. you could do me a fav and back off a bit. I feel bad that you got hurt at all, and would offer to bring you something, but I'd like not to have my head bitten off for a nice gesture - you know how good you are at twisting my words around (or not taking a joke).

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you really gave a crap, you'd remember that fucking with me about the way I look is one of the fastest ways to piss me off.

Or did you forget the part where I got turned into Kyle the Wolf Boy for two weeks and you got to be Jay the Amazing Red Lizard Man?

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

So Maybe I like to 'ruffle your feathers', but I think you're just being way too sensitive. Anything I say to you lately makes you go nuts.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Can you not? Please? Not right now? I'm beat to crap, my friends are beat to crap, my teachers are beat to crap and no, I don't deal with it well. I probably won't ever. That on top of being in pain, regrowing my teeth and not being able to chew anything?

Fucking with the beaten up is a bad idea.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Fine. I won't. Im not a jerk, you know. Contrary to popular belief no thanks to you.

Did you want me to bring you something?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't think you're a jerk. Tactless, but that ain't anything new.

I'm -busted-. Seriously. I'm missing teeth, that's realllllly pissing me off. I mean, you have no idea how much this is pissing me off.

Are there any bananas in the kitchen? They're on my approved list. Which is uh. Bananas and mashed potatoes and... I think I'm allowed bread now, and milkshakes. Laurie needs to update this stupid list, I'm bored with it.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I reckon there's something I could grab down in the kitchen. What about YogerT? I can't remember if you can have yogert or not - your diet is always messed up. Or maybe I'll just bring you toast. Are you in your room or elsewhere, healing?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I can have yogurt, but only the organic stuff - anything from the Kyle shelf, or with the yellow top. It's actually gonna help more then hurt I think.

Just NOT BANANA. Please for the love of GOD not BANANANA.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh. In the room, on the couch. I'm not making Julio have to deal with my snoring. That'd be just mean or something.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'll bring you something to eat then. maybe banana bread.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously, you have no idea how many fricking bananas I've eaten. I'm gonna turn into a monkey.

Geez. You refuse to eat for like three hours and they find the one thing you like to eat even on vicothingy and you spend the next FOREVER eating it.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Alright alright. Just, if I bring you a bowl of 'things Kyle can eat', don't rat me out later on for it if someone should ask (and you end up not suppose to be having it).

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I get a bowl of like, Splenda Mallow Bars deep fried in Olestra, I'm gonna bury it in the back yard, not EAT it.

Right now I'd eat a big bowl of ground beef ... hey, ground beef is SOFT. I can EAT THAT.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Please don't tell me you'd save it for later. That's just wrong.

Ground beef in a blender? That's just wrong too. I feel like I could turn a vegan around you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That was a joke, dude.

Nah. Just ground beef. It's soft enough I bet I could chew it even with the jaw healing and all that. (Hey, you're one step to veggie already with the no-chicken thing.)

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

With you, I wouldn't be surprised.

If I keep hanging around you, I'll end up cutting everything out of my diet and starve to death. It's toast for you. I don't think my stomach could tolerate anything else. It hasn't been very forgiving lately.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Have I ever chased my tail? No. I don't even have one.
Have I ever drunk from a toilet? No.
Have I ever scratched at an itch with my feet? Wait, no, you've got me there. But at the time I was missing some fingers and we were stuck in a ecodome thing with dinosaurs, so well, the itches weren't my fault.

I do not bury bones in the yard to save for later. First of all, Mr. Marko would kick me to Saturn, and second, bones are too tasty not to eat right then and there when you have them.

So, I guess Kyle's Special Raw Beef Surprise is not something you'll be wanting me to make for dinner anytime soon? The surprise is that the beef is RAW.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

If you did have a tail, I would have paid to see it. Getting a piece of ass would have a whole new meaning to it.


If you ever make me anything with Raw beef in it, I assure you I will be throwing up ON you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The last time I had a tail, it was nasty. And there was a reason I wore pants the whole time. If I never ever have to repeat that, I won't complain.

Dude, the things I cook for other people are never raw unless they're things not-feral-people can eat raw, like ... sushi or whatever. Except I can't make sushi.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty hot in a nasty way. Not that I'm into that, but you could, you know, grab the tail and have a good time.

I was just refering to your basic cooking skills.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

NO! That thing had nerves in it! NO. NO NO NO. OW.

Hey. My cooking skillz are awesome now. They kinda have to be - that whole no food from a box thing.

Man, sometimes I really miss Oreos.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

You would love it. Just admit it.

If you didnt have to heal I would say that maybe you should be the one cooking for me, instead of hte other way around.

And I, on the other hand, can enjoy oreos to this day. Be jealous. Be very jealous.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nope. No pain please. I heal from it, I don't ENJOY it.

I dunno, ever smell fresh baked bread? I get that from four floors away whenever anyone's making bread. There are things that make no more Oreos worth it.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

ok, do you want me to bring this or not? Becuase I can't sit here, type to you and have an out of body experience, bringing you food.