EGGS.

[xp_wildchild]

Yo, I was bored, so there's like IDK, 7 dozen paper mache eggs hidden around the grounds. Mostly the lawn, and the pool and the garage.

Some of them have paper strips you can like, turn those into me for those little airport bottles of alcohol. Or candy if you're not 21, I don't wanna get arrested or a lecture.

The rest have like candy and stuff.

96 is 7 dozen right? it's 96 eggs.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

96 is 8 dozen, bro.

[xp_wildchild]

Okay, 8 dozen, idk, It was def 96 eggs, I counted.

[xp_darcy]

what, you didn't go for the full gross?

[xp_wildchild]

144 eggs seemed excessive..

[xp_darcy]

Next time solicit assistance and we'll go for a baker's gross.