I GET IT. OKAY. FINE. WE ARE DOING THIS.

[xp_wildchild]

Guys. GUYS I get it, I like WWE and I'm a lit nerd. I GET IT.

LITERALLY SEVEN OF YOU have texted this to me.

...eight

NINE In the time it took me to write this entire post.

fucking fine, I'm setting up a Royal Rumble and some like, Versus Matches in the Danger Room. I am signing you people up.

jesus look at this thing it's ridiculous

Matt, it's basically a drawing of Stone Cold Steve Austin, so bald goatee'd wrestler dude, but as Jane Austin, so he's in a fancy yellow pink ruffled dress and a little sun bonnet and he has a purse and a little delicate green parasol and green heeled shoes.

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[xp_hawkeye]

She's right. There are fashion people. I'm sure if you ask Fi, she could find you a Regency (?) dress in your size in no time. She's like that. She made me look human. Or well, made her people make me look human. While giving me coffee, espresso, chocolate, and wine. It was impressive I will volunteer as tribute any time she needs somebody to like. idk. Do that again. Seriously, they even brought somebody in to give me a mani/pedi and it was like walking on clouds for like a week.

[xp_wildchild]

Nah, Maya's gonna, she asked me if she legit could, and so I can't copy her gimmick.

[xp_hawkeye]

Nobody's gonna copy my gimmick. Cause nobody but my bio brother knows my gimmick but me.