knock knock

[xp_wildchild]

knock knock

(look one of my students told me a stupid joke today and I gotta pass it on it's like that old movie with the haunted VCR tape)

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[xp_mayhem]

Who's there?

[xp_wildchild]

Daisy!

[xp_mayhem]

Daisy who?

[xp_wildchild]

daisy me rolling, they hatin

[xp_mayhem]

🤣🤣🤣 Kyle that's AWFUL. I love it.

[xp_wildchild]

RIGHT? One of the kids in my lit class told me and I had to just like put my head down on my desk it was so bad and he was so damn proud of himself for thinking it up.

[xp_mayhem]

I have to get your classroom some candy so you can reward them for giving me these terrible jokes for future use.

[xp_wildchild]

I got two with peanut allergy and one with gluten allergy and a vegan in here so fyi

and one who's allergic to shellfish but hopefully they dont' make shrimp candy

[xp_mayhem]

I can work with that. The Black Forest fruit snacks are probably safe unless your kids with peanut allergies have a sunflower issue too (they have sunflower oil), but it's good to know!

[xp_wildchild]

At worst I've got some fruit leather made of just fruit and sugar.

[xp_mayhem]

Oooh those are so good for energy. But sticky.

[xp_hawkeye]

That's amazing.

[xp_wildchild]

RIGHT? It's so bad.

[xp_cyclops]

I hate that made me laugh.

Tell the student we need more. :D

[xp_havok]

Who's there

[xp_wildchild]

Daisy!

[xp_havok]

Daisy who

[xp_wildchild]

Daisy me rollin, they hatin.

(god I"m sorry it's like a PLAGUE or something)

[xp_darcy]

This kid is going places. Possibly great yet terrible ones, like the local improv comedy house.

[xp_wildchild]

It was like right in the middle of class but I can't even be mad.

[xp_loa]

I cheated and saw the knock knock joke, and that is hilarious and adorable — congratulate your student for being hilarious for me.

[xp_wildchild]

I told him that I'd tell my friends the joke and see how many liked it so they should be pretty happy tomorrow.

Minus the one kid who is being all butthole about me as a teacher but that kid can go sit on a cactus.

[xp_loa]

I hope they are greatly amused that your many, many housemates enjoyed it.

And sometimes kids be like that, they're just little. One day that kid might have a good chuckle about "daisy me rollin, they hatin," anything is possible.

[xp_jubilee]

Is that more like those old videos they used to show soldiers in the army?

[xp_wildchild]

It's like, this old horror movie about a girl who drowns in a well and then haunts VCR tapes?

[xp_cypher]

The Ring came out in fuckin _2002_, my dude. I recognize that that was 20 years ago, but it's not like dinosaurs were exactly roaming the earth. Plus you're in your 30s, bro. If that movie is old, what does it make you? :P

[xp_wildchild]

Bro, the Japanese one came out in 1998.

(it makes me old as fuck) (we aren't talking about how I just like. pretended not to turn 30 okay)

[xp_jubilee]

Kyle. Bubbla. Why do you think I wouldn’t have seen the ring? I was making a very obscure Men who stare at Goats joke.

[xp_olaris]

The pun is strong.