I FOUND THE GUY

[xp_wildchild]

Guys guys guys guys the blond (I almost typo'd blind and that'd be Matt who isn't blond or in some really terribad movies) dude who was on the island kind of being all I! Helped! Rescue! People! But! I! Talk! Like! This! (at least that is totes how he sounded to me) is THIS GUY

Arthur "Longshot" Centino

Who was totally in a movie called Teethmonster 2, which implies there was a Teethmonster ONE and now I gotta watch both.

FRED GET DOWN HERE I KNOW YOU OWN THEM DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT YOU HAVE THEM AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think he got some other people out of the building too? I dunno, was kinda busy. I didn't even recognize him off camera.

(I am pretty sure I own Karate Chop Carwash on VHS. Geez.)

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Hey, wait. He was in one of the Sarjak movies. Who is Sarjak? And why does he have like fifty bajillion movies?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude, you need to watch like ALL the Unmasked Aggression movies before you can even come close to answering that. There've been FTPs and fanboards going trying to figure out Sarjak since, like, before you were born.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Wait, so you have all these, right? Or am I gonna have to dig through the dollar movie bin at Walmart and/or scan ebay to get copies?

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

Dude I have all the Don't Go Into the Woods. I have all the Unmasked Aggressions. I have the 2011 Remake (which kinda sucked but you gotta have the complete set.) I have the Japanese only Spin off: "Shōtai o abaku Sarjak Kame Shinryaku". I even have a bootleg of the Turkish ripoff "Sarjak Patlamalar ve Delme 9: Kimyasal Yangın Savaş"

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Right, so. I know what I'm doing this weekend. I'll bring food. If nobody has any suggestions, I'm going with my staple - pizza.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

That's my copy of Karate Chop Carwash, Gibney.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That explains why I own VHS tape since that is hella old.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

You have insulted me and my old terrible movies. No Don't Go Into the Woods Marathon for you!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I just insulted that you don't own these on dvd. I can't insult movies that you totally admit are terrible, dude. ;) Just that you like, won't convert them to things that aren't 300000 years old that you got from a landfill in New Mexico.

[x-unmoved.livejournal.com]

The thrift store was called 'The Landfill'. Big difference.