So yeah.

[xp_wildchild]

So yeah, I gotta like anywhere you're encouraged to eat the heads of your seafood. Crawdads are awesome even if Crawdad Head Fingerpuppets mean people scream like little girls.

And by people I mean my vacation buddies whose name or names I won't give out because I don't wanna die.

Comments

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

.... Seafood finger-puppets? I really have no words. But crayfish are creepy anyway. I don't want to think about them TALKING to me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You sure you don't want a cute crawdad puppet for your desk, Tabs? You could tell people to SHUSH in the library with it.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I don't think there would be much shushing. I think there would be far more screaming and running. And really? Don't we have enough of that around here?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So what you're saying is I shouldn't have mailed you a box of crawdad heads?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

Augh! Don't be surprised when they end up in your BED!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You're gonna be in bed with the crawdad heads? That's kinda out there innt?

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

How did you even end up there?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

My crawdad puppet told me to say that.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I am suspicious of the crawdad puppet that wants me in your bed.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, my crawdad puppet's kind of a perv but he has good taste.

[x-plosive.livejournal.com]

I think crustacean porn goes right out of "kind of a perv" straight into, what's it called? Raging hentai.

[x-wither.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't call Jean-Phillipe out like that. It was a very manly howl.

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[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I had just made my crab wave it's little claws at him.

[x-bevatron.livejournal.com]

I hate everyone in this vehicle.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Now, now. It's Laura that has shotgun music choice right now. You wouldn't want her to cry, would you?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So if I wake you up extremely early tomorrow to go sight seeing with me, what is the likely response?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I will throw crawdad head finger puppets at you.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I think I can live with that.