xp_wildchild | Loot loot loot loot

I think my grandparents are trying to like, make up for my folks not letting them give me stuff for years, because dudes, they sent me a box like, the size of my entire upper half. Most of it's food, but hey, NO COMPLAINING HERE. Also they sent my cat a sweater. WTF, Grandmom, the cat does not need a sweater.

Other cool things:

Some ninja who may have wanted to be anonymous sent me a gift certificate for two to the local diner.

Kyle-safe 'girl scout' cookies. ALL MINE I'M NOT SHARING. MINE! Jan, srsly, I have no idea where you got a recipe for those things but uh, I sort of ate most of them already. I should like, save the rest for snacks in classes or something but they're really good so maybe .. not.

Movie passes. I'm torn between the Watchmen and that end of the world movie with Nick Cage in it. I mean, on one hand, naked blue guy, but explosions. On the other, Nick Cage and his totally ridic hair, but explosions.

Pants: Okay, the jeans are from my folks, and that's cool. I think they've decided that it doesn't count as birthday if it's useful and practical or whatever. Except my dad sent a card.

Donuts: Angel, this is gonna be a LOT OF DONUTS. I mean, -dude-. It says I gotta taste-test the weird ones twice a month though and that makes me nervous cause, dude, I don't know if I wanna eat french onion soup donut.

Unidentified Rodent Parts: Catseye, was this from you? Was it supposed to be a whole mouse, because if it was, I think Shamu got into it. If not, WTF?