Dear Red-X Doods.

Dear Red-X Doods,

It's not you, it's me. I mean, totally. It's me. I love you guys, you let me donate blood and platlets and marrows (I has a marrow?) and all that stuff. You helped me get my cat, who totally says hello, by the way. Well, no, really he says "Hey, you, yeah, you. Human guy. Feed me. Yeah, I know you fed me this morning. I want more food now. I'm a growing cat. Shutup, I am so still growing. Even if I'm runted."

But this like, relationship, it can't go any further. We just gotta stay friends. I mean, yeah, you're cool and I love to hang out, but first of all, you're always going on about some disaster. Who needs that kind of drama? And also, I got college coming up, and this job, and well, you know my boss. Would you wanna tell him you were gonna quit? And I like money, you know. And I got this other hero gig, it's keeping me pretty busy.

But we can still hang out, right? And I can keep the jacket? The jacket's pretty awesome.

I can? Yeah? Sweet.

-Kyle