LIES.

[xp_wildchild]

ALL LIES. The leek is not my fault.

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[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

...What?

*pause*

A leek sounds very good right now. I'm heading to the kitchen. I hope that doesn't mean we're out of them.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

We aren't. There was a produce delivery this morning.

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

So I see. Just was... not too sure what might have happened, even over the course of a day, if Kyle felt the need to post about a leek being not his fault.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Some singing polka leek thing. Laurie said something about it before, and now everyone thinks it's my fault.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Come on, we all know about your BitTorrent habit.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, speaking of which. I should see if the UFC PPV is up...

Seriously though, leeks totally not my fault. Man, ANYONE could have done that. Leek + polka on google and it's right there.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Well, there is a leek on the school server. Who knows, it could be a wacky computer polka virus.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm totally surprised that we haven't had polka in dance class yet.

Course, now we're doomed to have it.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Our teacher is Bavarian. I think he's saving it for the final. I keep lobbying for bellydancing, but nooooo, it's not "inclusive to the whole class"

Although, I am liking the flamenco unit.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm still sad that I ran out of allowance money before I could get that awesome flamingo shirt and wear it to class.

I mean, come on. Flamenco in flamingos. It'd be awesome.

Dude, we should see if we can find some guys-only dance or something so you can get your belly dancing.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

At some point, Kyle, I think everything can somehow be connected to "your fault".

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Man, why does everyone dump on me on the same day? Did I do something? What the hell, man?

Christ. Duke doesn't take this much shit. And they suck. (And in case you care, Duke lost to Maryland. Not that I'm a fan or the Terps, but anyone who beats Duke is okay by me. Duke sucks.)