Guuuyssssss...

[xp_wildchild]

Dear Pignappers,

If you can't return the pig, can you at least stop dressing him up in bows and ribbons? My pig is not a girl.

Teh pig.

Edit: Apparantly there's more pictures. WTF? If anyone finds any, let me know?

Edit Number Two: Okay, the pig on the motorcycle is funny. Also the pig poolside. Also very funny. Whoever made the pig a set of swim trunks, I hope I get to keep those whenever the pignappers give him back.

Comments

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I hate to tell you this, but look in the bathrrom.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DUUUUDE. What IS THAT?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I do not know. Why is the pig in women's underwear? In our bathroom?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Revenge. Well that narrows it down to HALF the people here anyway.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Do you recognize the underwear? That could narrow it down.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

How would I recognize the underwear?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I meant Kyle, but hey, if YOU recognize the underwear, then we totally need to get a guys' poker night or something together and induct you into the club properly.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Correction, how would my roommate? To hear the stories, he has never had a girlfriend.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Some stories are not for public discussion.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's a long story, and if I'm gonna be forced to tell it, then I demand burgers. Tommorow.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nope. But girls wear a lot of underwear, remember?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I like the one of the pig in the wrestling singlet that your erstwhile swine abductors put up in the hall.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, I like how they apperantly know that the pig's a fan of Kurt Angle.

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

They still haven't given him back? Did you do what they said?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I dunno what's going on now.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

Disco pig is on my office door. The afro is very stylin'. really.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. Why me?

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

your pignappers are very creative.

[x-medusa.livejournal.com]

I suppose this explains all the photos hanging up throughout the mansion. I had thought it some strange American custom.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, it's strange anyway.

[x-medusa.livejournal.com]

As are many American customs. Like this Halloween coming up. Though I appreciate the opportunity for dressing up, it seems a rather odd reason to do so.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I think Halloween is fun, even with the threats if I do not go in a costume.

What I like is Dia de Los Muertos. Which I am stuck up here for. We celebrate it properly back home with two days instead of one.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Hey, the costume gets you candy. All yours, plus any I can't eat, which is most of it. Also, the parrot looks awesome.

What is Dia de Los whatever?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Day of the Dead. Two days actually. It is when your dead loved ones come back for a visit, so you leave them altars with flowers and their favorite foods.

There is parades where you dress up like skeletons and eat sugar skulls. It is mocking death. Showing it you are not afraid.