Okay, like I know I'm the only one who cares about this.

[xp_wildchild]

https://lithub.com/apparently-the-brontes-all-died-so-early-because-they-spent-their-lives-drinking-graveyard-water/

But the fact that all the Brontes basically grew up drinking corpse water explains SO FUCKING MUCH.

This message brought to you by a really fucking tired Kyle who has a three week gig teaching gig for a 10th grade lit class and I'm 4 days in and I want to die I'm going to throw myself out the window

ima disrupt the lesson plans and talk about how Wuthering Heights is the way it is because Emily Bronte was drinking corpse water.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

It's only a corpse if it's from the Cor P'Se region.

Otherwise it's just sparkling dead body.

[xp_wildchild]

I don't get it

[xp_darcy]

i can't believe you made me see this with my own eyes