Geh.

[xp_wildchild]

Anyone who tries to tell me -ever- that any of this useless poetry shit is useful? Is full of crap.

USELESS. Why do I need to know this? Wah wah wah, Lenore, wah wah, dead chick, wah wah.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

. . .

Yes, Kyle, a plebeian is like a lesbian.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's not what Ramsey said.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Here's my sarcastic face, dumbass.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Here's my "You're a total turd." face. Turdface.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Ouch. That hurt, Lassie.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Boys, boys, you're both pretty.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You wanna come up here and say that to my face, Ramsey?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Just trying to make a little funny and get everyone to calm down a touch.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, girls wear dresses, so.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

...and?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, I ain't a girl.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Never said you were.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

So will the boys around here when my diabolical plan is complete. Mwahahaha!

Ahem, sorry, was that an aloud thought?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

We already got one to, technically. Okay, he was using it as an impromptu towel, but he was still wearing it. ;-)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

And pictures to prove it!

Still, I'm set on my dream of a charity fashion show and masquerade ball.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Do all the dreaming you like, but you're not getting _me_ in a dress. Masquerade? Yes. Dress? No.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

But it's for charity! Think of the children!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Um, no, I'll be selfish and think of me.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

How well do you respond to bribery?

*goes to have a little talk with Angie*

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

There are some lines I won't cross. Even if you get Angie to bribe me. :)

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

I'm not asking you to have surgery, just slip into something with slink.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

This is where I point out what I like to call the Great Kilt Compromise. Lorna gets to indulge her disturbing skirt fetish, we get a garment with a rich cultural history of punching people who call it a dress.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

I am torn.

On one hand, it might be cute. On the other, I like Doug's legs in pants.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Think how much more you will appreciate them after seeing him in a red leather mini.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Bite me, Tweety.