CATSEYE!

[xp_wildchild]

Now, I know that Forge's laundry gets up and walks away but I'm good about mine, and so when I go to get dressed after a shower and I've got, like, one pair of underwear without holes (What? I have CLAWS. Sheesh.) then I know someone's been pinching them, and then there's purple cat hair in my laundry basket and WHERE ARE MY BOXERS CATSEYE?

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, she moves too fast for me to catch her and she keeps stealing my boxers!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. She should slow down a little, then, I would've thought catching was the whole point.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So. Not. What. You're. Thinking.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You sure? :)

Nah, I kid. It was just too funny a thought to pass up.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not that, you know, she's not hot, but dude. So not happening.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

All I'm saying is, Kitty doesn't even steal my underwear.

Er. I don't think she does, anyway.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, maybe she does and you don't know!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What, are you arguing my side all of a sudden? Because if Kitty does steal my underwear, that'd add weight to the "stealing underwear as PDA" theory, which considering apparently Catseye's got practically all of yours . . . :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make any sense! Besides, Catseye's a girl and a cat, so maybe its a cat thing.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to wait and find out, then, I guess. :) I'd suggest you steal her underwear back and hold it hostage until yours gets returned, but come to think of it I don't know if she wears any.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If I steal her whatever-that-stuff-is-Forge-made then she'll just be naked and I'm not sure my blood pressure sanity can take that.

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

No, not your underwear.

You're not getting your sweater back until May, though. I'm cold.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Since I can't be there all the time (well, I could, but it would be weird) you can keep the sweater. Looks better on you anyway. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

It would be weird. Also, much with the not getting my work done. We've had that discussion. -g-

You're still getting it back in May. I figure, it can keep me warm during the winter, then take up your closet space. I win both ways!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Augh. If I keep hitting my head on his keyboard, it'll break, right?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes it will. And I will snicker some more.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I can't post stupid stuff without thinking.