CATSEYE!

[xp_wildchild]

Now, I know that Forge's laundry gets up and walks away but I'm good about mine, and so when I go to get dressed after a shower and I've got, like, one pair of underwear without holes (What? I have CLAWS. Sheesh.) then I know someone's been pinching them, and then there's purple cat hair in my laundry basket and WHERE ARE MY BOXERS CATSEYE?

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Dude, she's handling your underwear already? Moving pretty fast, I'd say. ;)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well, she moves too fast for me to catch her and she keeps stealing my boxers!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Better you than me this time, man.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I don't think your boxers would fit her.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I take my victories where I can, thank you.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Tell us all about it, Inspector Gadget.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Heh. She should slow down a little, then, I would've thought catching was the whole point.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye is wearing them.

...

Does WarmSnugglyFriend want them back right away? Catseye can bring them back.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

So. Not. What. You're. Thinking.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Why are you wearing my ... no, don't answer that.

You can keep 'em. We're good.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You sure? :)

Nah, I kid. It was just too funny a thought to pass up.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Eeee! Catseye can keep them? WarmSnugglyFriend is so nice! :D

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Not that, you know, she's not hot, but dude. So not happening.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Augh. If I keep hitting my head on his keyboard, it'll break, right?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Yes it will. And I will snicker some more.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

All I'm saying is, Kitty doesn't even steal my underwear.

Er. I don't think she does, anyway.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I can't post stupid stuff without thinking.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

See, maybe she does and you don't know!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Just return some of 'em, please? I kinda need more than one pair.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

What, are you arguing my side all of a sudden? Because if Kitty does steal my underwear, that'd add weight to the "stealing underwear as PDA" theory, which considering apparently Catseye's got practically all of yours . . . :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That doesn't make any sense! Besides, Catseye's a girl and a cat, so maybe its a cat thing.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You'll just have to wait and find out, then, I guess. :) I'd suggest you steal her underwear back and hold it hostage until yours gets returned, but come to think of it I don't know if she wears any.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If I steal her whatever-that-stuff-is-Forge-made then she'll just be naked and I'm not sure my blood pressure sanity can take that.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

you could go by more boxers? and hide them!

or give them to Catseye.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

oh yeah. I need to return your pants.