Loot loot loot loot

[xp_wildchild]

I think my grandparents are trying to like, make up for my folks not letting them give me stuff for years, because dudes, they sent me a box like, the size of my entire upper half. Most of it's food, but hey, NO COMPLAINING HERE. Also they sent my cat a sweater. WTF, Grandmom, the cat does not need a sweater.

Other cool things:

Some ninja who may have wanted to be anonymous sent me a gift certificate for two to the local diner.

Kyle-safe 'girl scout' cookies. ALL MINE I'M NOT SHARING. MINE! Jan, srsly, I have no idea where you got a recipe for those things but uh, I sort of ate most of them already. I should like, save the rest for snacks in classes or something but they're really good so maybe .. not.

Movie passes. I'm torn between the Watchmen and that end of the world movie with Nick Cage in it. I mean, on one hand, naked blue guy, but explosions. On the other, Nick Cage and his totally ridic hair, but explosions.

Pants: Okay, the jeans are from my folks, and that's cool. I think they've decided that it doesn't count as birthday if it's useful and practical or whatever. Except my dad sent a card.

Donuts: Angel, this is gonna be a LOT OF DONUTS. I mean, -dude-. It says I gotta taste-test the weird ones twice a month though and that makes me nervous cause, dude, I don't know if I wanna eat french onion soup donut.

Unidentified Rodent Parts: Catseye, was this from you? Was it supposed to be a whole mouse, because if it was, I think Shamu got into it. If not, WTF?

Comments

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I think the guy that I got the coupon from said it was, like, my weight in donuts. How AWESOME is that?!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, did you have to get on a scale? WTF?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Yes! He was all dumbstruck and asked and I said yes - YOU'RE/WE'RE going to eat my weight in donuts!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS THIS WE? (Dude, seriously, I can't eat this many donuts and I am NOT eating the weird ones. French Onion WHAT THE ASS?)

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I like onions. I think I like the French. Nom nom nom.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

How many French people have you eaten, dude?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I had this dream once, where I went to France and people were made out of cheese, so I ate them.

Does that count?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't think people from France are really made of cheese.

I'm still weirded by French Onion donuts. WTF. How do they come UP with this stuff?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I hope not - can you imagine cheese people trying to work and live under a sun? Eeewww.

They have to have a Wheel of Donut Doom or something in the back.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, gross. That'd stink some major stank.

That's gotta be it. Or like some kind of random slips of paper or something.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Oh man, just the thought of that ... okay, no, I'm kind of hungry.

We should make up a Wheel of (something) Doom!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Donuts?

Okay, but where are we gonna get a big wheel thing?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

YES!

You're Mr. Fix-it around here now - we build it! I bet we could easily build it with the tools and scraps around here.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What, right now?

I mean for the donuts, not the building, right now. The building of a big wheel can wait.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

You can find anything online if you want to find it!

Also, I'll help eating the donuts if you want, but I'm not helping out with the URPs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's all good. Shamu finished the URP's. He's good like that.

Would you eat a French Onion donut? That's this week's Donut of the Weird. (Maybe I should make a poll... man though, I gotta remember how to do that again)

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Sure! Well, I'd take a bite of it, at least. I can't say it's good or icky if I don't try it, right?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

FRENCH ONION. French. ONION. I like Funyuns but I mean, those are like onion snacks, not donuts!

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Does the donut have actual soup in it, or is it just supposed to taste like the soup?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I haven't eaten one yet, I just saw it on the list. I got strawberry instead.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Aww, and I was looking forward to trying something new!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

We can go get more, but I'm not eating one.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Why not?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

There are just some things I'm not eating. French onion donuts is one of them.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Why? At worst, you'll know for sure that it's ew. What if I try it first and if it's not so bad I'll let you know and we can share mine?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, but it's a french onion donut. If I'm gonna eat one, EVERYBODY'S GONNA.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Define this "EVERYBODY", please?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Anyone not me who will eat a french onion donut and let me laugh at them when they do the OH GOD THAT'S GROSS DANCE.

[x-cloudy.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with the naked blue guy? He's not a giant smurf, is he?