Hypothermia sucks.

[xp_wildchild]

New on Kyle's List of Crap that Sucks Hard? Hypothermia. I am still not goddamn warm enough.

I'm going to take a nap at Boiler Beach. For the rest of the WEEK.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Usually isn't always!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

sure there's always a chance the free purple donuts aren't poisonous. But this is why I am a smart Julio rather than a dead one.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you've just got to live a little, you know? Don't want to be all boring and stuff.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

When you put it like that, then I am the boringest person who ever boringed. I am Count Boring VonBoringstein. And I am okay with that.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Julio Richter, Captain Boring!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Count Boring, if you please. I am Captain of Awesome and Lieutenant of Rad.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Sure you are, Captain Boring.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

If you're still jealous of me, I can always sell you some of Kyle's cute toenail clippings.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to ask why you're collecting Kyle's toenail clippings because, dude! Creepy much?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I don't have to collect anything. He trims them twice a day. You can have our wastebasket.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

You must be making up words again, because the translator is doing that weird thing where it has to provide about half a dozen different links to try and explain the words you're using.

English sucks.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I am being very sarcastic at Jan by telling her I am boring.

English does suck, learn Spanish instead.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Why would you tell her you're boring?

Interestingly enough, from time to time I do try, but somehow our study sessions very rarely seem to be productive, in the language learning sense. Which is probably why you still can't even order sushi in Japanese.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

She called me boring because I refuse to do stupid things like eat purple donuts. Especially purple donuts that have been left out by Kyle.

Ah, gomen, I didn't realize our study sessions had to be productive. I shall now be keeping my shirt on.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

That's not boring, that's sensible.

If you're doing that, just make sure they're not shirts you like. I make no promises that they won't get torn when I get frustrated and tired of studying and decide to jump you.

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[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

You see? This is why I like you.

Oh, Work work work work...

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Surely there are many reasons you like me...

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Trust me. There are many.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Good to know.

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[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

As I am hoping I am many things to you. You know. Beyond door holder, Spanish tutor, cabana boy...

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Oh, I figured it went without saying. Seemingly not, though. Should I come over and show you a few of the other things I like best about you?

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

It appears that I do need reminding...

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Is it at this point that I should be telling you two to get a room?

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

What makes you think that we didn't?

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