Hypothermia sucks.

[xp_wildchild]

New on Kyle's List of Crap that Sucks Hard? Hypothermia. I am still not goddamn warm enough.

I'm going to take a nap at Boiler Beach. For the rest of the WEEK.

Comments

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

That sounds like fun!

The nap at Boiler Beach, I mean, not the hypothermia.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Janet Van Dyne, ladies and gentlemen...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

At least she made it clear which one. I'm gonna hog the shower tomorrow, just FYI. And all the hot water.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Just remember not to clog the drain, sasquatch.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think I grew MORE hair in response to the cold.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Number 3,735 on the list of things Gibney has said that I need to selectively unhear...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I can't let you like, move out without scarring you forever.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

What's number 2,341?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

What? Like Kyle said, I made sure to make it clear what I was talking about. Wouldn't want someone saying "Hey, Jan said hypothermia sounds like fun!"

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Just so we're clear, it wasn't fun. AT ALL.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for some reason, I think I'll trust you on this and not try to, you know, get all hypothermic or whatever.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that is a plan everyone can agree with.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Mostly it was warm. And restful like.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

The hypothermia?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The nap. The hypothermia was neither of those. It was cold, it sucked, and I spent four hours shivering and drinking chicken-ass flavored soup.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Should I ask why you know what chicken ass tastes like?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Do you really want to know the things I eat when people aren't watching?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I'm really going to miss all those late night "Dude, guess what I ate today!" conversations.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

*ponders* I find myself even _more_ intrigued now. Why are you eating chicken butts?

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

You know, I was wondering that myself...

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Someone thinks he's funny now.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I'm still cute.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Kyle's toes are cuter.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Hypothermia? Did you go do something you shouldn't have again?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, consequence of something I had to do that wasn't a great idea, but was necessary. Had to do with the mission we went on, and Dr. Jean's post. Drop by, I'll fill you in, and you can mooch dinner or something.