Hypothermia sucks.

[xp_wildchild]

New on Kyle's List of Crap that Sucks Hard? Hypothermia. I am still not goddamn warm enough.

I'm going to take a nap at Boiler Beach. For the rest of the WEEK.

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[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

That sounds like fun!

The nap at Boiler Beach, I mean, not the hypothermia.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Janet Van Dyne, ladies and gentlemen...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Mostly it was warm. And restful like.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

The hypothermia?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

At least she made it clear which one. I'm gonna hog the shower tomorrow, just FYI. And all the hot water.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The nap. The hypothermia was neither of those. It was cold, it sucked, and I spent four hours shivering and drinking chicken-ass flavored soup.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Just remember not to clog the drain, sasquatch.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, I think I grew MORE hair in response to the cold.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

What? Like Kyle said, I made sure to make it clear what I was talking about. Wouldn't want someone saying "Hey, Jan said hypothermia sounds like fun!"

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Number 3,735 on the list of things Gibney has said that I need to selectively unhear...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Just so we're clear, it wasn't fun. AT ALL.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Someone thinks he's funny now.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I can't let you like, move out without scarring you forever.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for some reason, I think I'll trust you on this and not try to, you know, get all hypothermic or whatever.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

You sound like my grandmother. "You're going so far awaaaaaaaay"

Dude, I'll be right down the hall.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I'm still cute.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

What's number 2,341?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

And I quote:

"Man, my groin hurts..."

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

Kyle's toes are cuter.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

You are obsessed. It's a little concerning.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

His ears are cute, too.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, it was that or try to get you to eat one of those donuts Angel and I got, and Forge is already gunning for me for that.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I forgot why I said that...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You know what else they are? NOT FROSTBITTEN. Frostbite on top of hypothermia would suck more ass than the soup they made me drink.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Pretty sure that is a plan everyone can agree with.