Uh, guys?

Dudes. My dudes. My favorite dudes.

My birthday was a month ago, guys. Not today. It is not totes funny that I am turning 30 on 4-20 because I'm not and also, not a stoner.

I mean I know I'd be surprised about that too if I didn't know me but

I mean guys I totally appriciate the birthday brunch but yo

this is either the funniest prank ever or

hold on

no I checked, my birthday is still 3-20

But happy birthday me!