Yo

So like. Half the card section at the Target is for Gal-entines day? Which I guess is, what, ladies buy their bff's cards and wine and go out doing girl stuff?

Is that just single straight ladies or like, do lesbians do that instead of Valentines? OR both. Shit. do lesbians get DOUBLE VALENTINES?

Also like, why don't dudes get Pal-entines day? I wanna get fancy cards that say "You're my bro lets go grill stuff"