Man.

Man. One innocent question to a guy's mom and she tries to ground you over the phone.

Not sure what good 'grounding' me is gonna do, seeing as, she's not here, and dude, it's not like it's enforcable (she totally tried to ground me from watching TV. Uh. WTF?)

Geez. I man, all I wanted to know is if Bret Michaels was my bio dad. Because that'd be freaky. But it could totally happen.

Also, Rock of Love is totally freakin' hilarious.