Forge - I have pants, no damn thanks to you, you ... you... waterlogged monkeywrench! Not that I think that Dr. Voight gave 'em to me out of like, a need to protect my modesty or whatever. I think she just didn't want to see my junk. I am too tall for those hospital gowns.
Roommates - I need a plastic bag. To tape over the hand. Because I am taking a shower for the next two hours as soon as I get one.
Roommates - I need a plastic bag. To tape over the hand. Because I am taking a shower for the next two hours as soon as I get one.