Hotdog Expirement Results.

So, results:

1. Okay, I don't get vegan hotdogs. I mean, how can something look like a hot dog, kind of smell like a hot dog, and taste like, uh, sort of a hot dog, and be made of... uh... mushrooms? Tofu? And what in the holy hell is Quorn anyway? Mutant corn? Zombie mushrooms? WTF?

2. Kosher and Halal hot dogs are the win. Seriously. No, this makes sense. Okay, so they're beef, and they don't have funky nasty filler crap, and they just ... I dunno. Have less hot dog funk.

3. Hot dog funk is not cool. Not at all. I don't know what kind of cheap-ass hot dogs that one cart had - the one, uh, about two blocks from the subway station that we came out of, after the art museam but before... the.. uh.. crap. I forget. I need to take notes. Anyway, so, those hot dogs? HAD THE FUNK. And I don't mean in the Red Hot Chili Peppers way.

Or even the Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem way.

4. There was a four, but I forgot what it was.

5. I ran out of cash before I ran out of stomach space. Suck.