Dead.

[xp_wildchild]

I swear to God, whoever decided that my clothes needed to be nowhere -near- my locker? Dead. So dead. So really really dead.

also, Sharon? That's a TOWEL AND NOT A TOY. Jesus, I'm glad no one had a camera.

At least, I hope no one had a camera.

If anyone finds my pants in the locker room by the pool, could you let me know? I liked those jeans, they were broken in and comfortable.

Comments

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye was careful with the dangly bits!!!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And you've got no idea how much I appriciate that.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Well, Catseye figured if WarmSnugglyFriend thinks with said bits, WarmSnufflyFriend needs them a lot.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Nobody explained metaphors to you ever, did they?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Oh. Catseye is sorry. Should Catseye have said "practices with bits a lot"?

Catseye thought said it right. Hrm.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

PRIVACY! Its meant to be private! Christ, I don't talk about you licking your own butt in the middle of the hallway, do I?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

...what is wrong with Catseye doing that? Cats stay clean. That's how it is.

And the middle of the hallway is not private anyway. Catseye is confused now.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You don't talk about what you think I'm doing in the shower, and I won't talk about why you doing that makes me want to go have more showers, okay?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye thinks WarmSnugglyFriend is making a great big deal about something that is perfectly normal.

WarmSnugglyFriend practices with his bits, Catseye stays clean. What is wrong with that?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

WarmSnugglyFriend brings his bits up on his own just fine without any help from Catseye.

Catseye thought that should be made clear. :)

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Hey, man, at least it wasn't every single inch of cloth in your room except for a green dress, necessitating a panicky charge through the hallways with the dress wrapped around your waist (and oh, did I mention the clinginess because of the wet?) to where you left emergency pants in the laundry room.

And people with cameras. :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, it was just a mad run from the top of the stairs to my door in about a third of a towel covering damn near not much except my ass because Sharon thought it'd be funny to steal my towel after somebody stole my clothes.

The camera thing sucks though, dude. Did you at least manage to get the negatives?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Harsh. Catseye has a future in pranking, I see. :)

And nah--what, are you kidding, with Doug and Lorna behind the prank? Even if I wasn't pretty sure it'd been a digital camera anyway, I'd never catch a whiff of 'em.

That said, I think Kitty might've gotten 'em, which is fine by me.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

-Doug- did that? Dude, wtf, why would your roommate want you to run around naked?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Because I made him run around looking like Chewbacca, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and a half-a-dozen other people I forget who. :)

[x-kitten.livejournal.com]

Yes, Kitty has them. -smiles happily-

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

they're called image inducers. I refuse to use one most of the time - people won't stop being scared of us unless they stop seeing us as a threat. And who could be scared of me?

oh. right. anyways.

you could always wear a hat or bandana to cover your ears. or I could dye you purple :)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'd really kinda rather not be purple. Its good on you, not so much on me.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

shush. it puts things in perspective.

like when your parents thought we were dating.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not purple. I know some folks have it worse.

I don't know how the hell you all deal with it.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I know. I'm not SAYING you do or don't. look at Angie - looks normal on the outside, inside is like crunchy peanut butter.

and dealing with it? you weren't here when I first showed up. I spent 3 months in my house before coming here...and was alternating between pissed and scared shitless.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves, Clarice. The preserves are very, very important.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

sorry, forgot. but, you know I like crunchy peanut butter, right?

what did you name that sleep machine again?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

I have rescued your jeans. Do you think it's safe to leave them outside your door, or will they migrate?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You are so awesome. I should be in my room as soon as I'm done trying to finish this stupid paper. Library's quiter than my room. (Sorry Forge, but, dude, I can hear that music even through the headphones still)