King of all wild things.

Catseye was careful with the dangly bits!!!

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And you've got no idea how much I appriciate that.

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Well, Catseye figured if WarmSnugglyFriend thinks with said bits, WarmSnufflyFriend needs them a lot.

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Nobody explained metaphors to you ever, did they?

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Oh. Catseye is sorry. Should Catseye have said "practices with bits a lot"?

Catseye thought said it right. Hrm.

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Hey, man, at least it wasn't every single inch of cloth in your room except for a green dress, necessitating a panicky charge through the hallways with the dress wrapped around your waist (and oh, did I mention the clinginess because of the wet?) to where you left emergency pants in the laundry room.

And people with cameras. :)

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PRIVACY! Its meant to be private! Christ, I don't talk about you licking your own butt in the middle of the hallway, do I?

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No, it was just a mad run from the top of the stairs to my door in about a third of a towel covering damn near not much except my ass because Sharon thought it'd be funny to steal my towel after somebody stole my clothes.

The camera thing sucks though, dude. Did you at least manage to get the negatives?

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...what is wrong with Catseye doing that? Cats stay clean. That's how it is.

And the middle of the hallway is not private anyway. Catseye is confused now.

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You don't talk about what you think I'm doing in the shower, and I won't talk about why you doing that makes me want to go have more showers, okay?

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Harsh. Catseye has a future in pranking, I see. :)

And nah--what, are you kidding, with Doug and Lorna behind the prank? Even if I wasn't pretty sure it'd been a digital camera anyway, I'd never catch a whiff of 'em.

That said, I think Kitty might've gotten 'em, which is fine by me.

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Catseye thinks WarmSnugglyFriend is making a great big deal about something that is perfectly normal.

WarmSnugglyFriend practices with his bits, Catseye stays clean. What is wrong with that?

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-Doug- did that? Dude, wtf, why would your roommate want you to run around naked?

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You're the one who keeps bringing it up, not me!

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Because I made him run around looking like Chewbacca, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, and a half-a-dozen other people I forget who. :)

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WarmSnugglyFriend brings his bits up on his own just fine without any help from Catseye.

Catseye thought that should be made clear. :)

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It was counter-pranking. Jamie and I had ourselves a prank war. Granted, he had the last laugh, but he had to resort to bleeding-edge technology to do it, so I figure I held my own.

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Okay, okay, that's it, going back to Montana. I can deal with purple catgirls in my bed, I can cope with the roommate with the metal bits, I'm not cool with making your roommate dress up like a girl.

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No, that came _after_ the shower incident, as I recall.

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Is there some reason you keep talking about my bits? You seem pretty fascinated by them.

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What was the dress prank revenge for, then? The purple dye towel?

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He makes you look like a girl, you make him naked? I'm not sure you even came close to winning, dude.

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It wasn't so much "dress up" as it was "use holographic technology to disguise as."

Besides, Big Bird was in there too. And you can't go wrong with Big Bird.

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I think so. The toaster came first. Then I hacked your MP3s. Then you did the purple dye. Then I got you with the dress. And you closed it up with the image inducers.

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