Well, that sucked a NUT

[xp_wildchild]

Things that suck:

Dinosaurs. TWICE. Okay, I'm done. Can I have less asskickings from dinosaurs? And seriously, a guy that turns INTO a dinosaur? And then does some kind of suck out Laurie's soul dino-AIDS thing? AND can fly? That's just fucking excessive.

Laurie and I got jumped by some psycho who does some kind of I dunno, nom on your lifes thing, and he whammied Laurie pretty hard. I don't -think- he was trying to mug us, I'm pretty sure he was trying to make us lunches. I .. don't remember what the hell he looked like before he was a dinosaur, but afterward, he turned into a dinosaur. NO LIE. Big flappy winged I can't spell it dinosaur.

Ribs are taped, I'm gonna have to skip my DR for tommorow morning until I'm cleared for not having stupid ribs again.

Man, Between ribs and being clawed up and having to fight off a pretty strong does of Laurie's Tactics (Wait, is it tactics or strategry? I get them mixed up) Suck Sleepytime, I just, uh, ate most of the contents of my fridge that able to be made into sammiches.

Edit: Thanks for the save, btw, people who shall stay anonymous in cause they're like, embarrassed by public gratitude or something.

Comments

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Considering I came to my senses and you were trying to eat him, I figured a dose of sleepy time for you both was a good strategy. (It's strategy, I think. Tactics is for a battle. This was more a skirmish.)

Adding my thanks to our intrepid rescuers as well, by the by.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I was what?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

You were covered in his blood and chewing on him...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I do that. Knocking me out is NOT A GOOD IDEA while I am fighting with someone when you don't know if they're going to also be knocked out.

(and no, dude, tactics is during a fight, strategry is before. I looked it up)

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Fine, so it's tactics then. Nit picky much? And considering how long you've been around me, and that you've helped me train before I thought it was enough of a risk and you'd know how to resist it.

Well, that and the fact that I figured not killing the guy was probably a good idea. Someone who lives off other people's energy can't be in full control of themselves.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, what? Did you hit your head too hard?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wow, deflect a valid statement by trying to bring my brain function into question. Epic fail.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude you must have serious brain misfunction if you thought I was going to kill him. What the hell is wrong with you?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I mean, the sheer amount of blood I was seeing. The fact that you two were locked in combat and biting each other's bits off. Don't know how anyone of normal brain function might think you were about to kill each other. It seems like such a strange and bizarre notion to come to, doesn't it?

Pull another one, Kyle. This one's got bells on.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Are you on drugs?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

No Kyle, I'm not on drugs. I am starting to get just a tad bit annoyed that you keep trying to make it seem like I'm crazy. I _SAW_ you. Whether you think it or not, I think you were close to killing him. If he hadn't gotten away, you'd be feeling pretty shitty about yourself right now.

It's not my fault if your feral senses make you uncontrollable.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You are fucking crazy. What you saw was NOT me killing anyone.

My feral what makes me WHAT? What the hell, are you like, Laurie from the universe where you met all of us last week?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I'd have thought you'd be more aware of your own failings, Kyle. If you truly can't see how out of control you are then I'm terribly sorry about that.

But I wasn't the one chewing on people, so I don't know why you seem to be under the delusion that I'm the crazy one.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Wow, you need to go tell Cyclops that you're a telepath now and that I shouldn't be on the team if you're SO SURE I was going to kill him. Because I mean, you're SO good at knowing what people are really doing, with all that being on the, oh, wait, which one of us is on the team again? NOT YOU.

I was chewing on him so you didn't get dino-aids, you stupid bitch!

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Whose to say I don't have an e-mail open right now?

And I'm sorry, did you miss the whole being a trainee thing? You might be a full X-man Kyle but that doesn't mean I'm not part of the team.

And I'm a stupid bitch? Wow, and here I thought you actually had some intellectual ability. Isn't it a bit early to be descending into name calling? I'd have thought you could've found much better words then that. Go on, you can do it, Kyle. I've got full faith in your ability to be uncontrollable. Really get your Grr on.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Kiss my ass.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't I have to shave you first?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

All right, that is enough. I can set my watch to you two.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

she said I was going ot KILL HIM. WHAT HTE HELL?

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

My Abuela has just such a solution for this...

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

Laurie, back off, k? Let's go get icecream.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Actually, I need a favor. See your email.