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[xp_wildchild]

1st floor kitchecn is fucked

Liam, Star, pretend I didn't just say shit AND fuck here, or pretend I'm not your teacher for the rest of the winter break.

fire is out, smoke damage all the fuck in, I am taking a shower, putting on clothes that don't smell like smoke and then gonna go start pulling stuff out of the walk in to move to people's suites.

Ya'll, open your doors I need your freezer or ALL This food goes bad - the kitchen has no power right now. I need volunteers, it's a walk-in freezer. Doug you're voluntold once you have pants.

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[xp_catseye]

I have questions.

1) What was that?
2) Is it still here?
3) When may we exact revenge?

It bit my husband.

[xp_wildchild]

An intruder, yes, and no revenge. Details later, once I have permission. The intruder was scared.

[xp_catseye]

When I am scared I knock over furniture and fall off tables. The intruder hurled me into a snowbank, ruined the cookies I baked for Liam's parents, made everything smell like fire, and Liam, Shatterstar and I have an 8 AM train to catch. I demand restitution.

[xp_wildchild]

You can take the cookies you made for me to Liam's parents, the rest consider repayment for eating my bird.

[xp_catseye]

hissssss

[xp_darcy]

I will cuddle you once you get back. Assuming the mansion is livable.