EXPLAIN PLEASE.

[xp_wildchild]

Can someone NOT RAMSEY explain to my why he keeps air-dropping this to my phone

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[xp_magik]

did not know they make escape from demon mall books here

[xp_wildchild]

I've been to that mall. I'm not sure there are actual demons. I also wouldn't be surprised because that place is awful and demons would be a good explanation for how really really bad the food court is.

[xp_magik]

tentacles on cover probably mean demon
not sure about horse dude with horn thats just odd
demons have specific tastes in food if its really bad to humans its probably gremlins

[xp_wildchild]

Do gremlins like cinnamon rolls that taste like feet b/c then yeah, I'm going with gremlings.

[xp_magik]

how do u make cinnamon rolls taste like feet

[xp_forge]

I was about to say - have you ever been to that mall?

The food court is abysmal. Even by my standards. I do remember Uncle Naze doing a number of a dumb anglo trying to hawk dreamcatchers...

[xp_wildchild]

I have been to that mall WAY too many times I'm legit surprised it's still there because it was bad when I was 11 and it was bad when I was 21 and I'm just like how can a mall have THAT BAD of a cinnabon and still exist

[xp_forge]

I spent a lot of summers in my teens on the rez with my uncle. Whenever he'd piss me off too bad or I'd actually swallow some of his bullshit and smile enough we'd go to that shitty-ass food court and have shitty-ass American food like God intended.

Few things funnier than a Cheyenne medicine man trying to choke down the World's Worst Cinnabon and smile about it.

[xp_wildchild]

I just can't figure out how that place is still around, or at least was still there before Maya moved here b/c she's just as "WHY. WHY GOD WHY." about that damn cinnabon. HOW.

you shoulda made him eat the terrible pizza too.

[xp_forge]

Confession time.

I liked that terrible pizza. Get enough dead animal on it and it was palatable.

There, I said it.

[xp_wildchild]

I'm banned from that pizza. The last time I had it I stink bombed the car so bad that it took like 3 hours of airing it out before the smell came out enough to not make me gag.

[xp_forge]

It was expressed to me many times over my childhood that chemical weapons, even the fun prank kind, are Not For Me. But hey, I was a kid who had no sense of proportion. And Mom was still pissed about the Lightsaber Incident.

Now I'm adult who's heard of proportion but am not sure I want anything to do with it.

Still, I like the way you think.

[xp_wildchild]

oh no dude I mean those stink bombs were from ME like my body failing to digest that pizza

[xp_forge]

Well, now I feel sheepish.

Thanks, man.

But yeah, that pizza was narsty on the ol' guts. I tried to save mine for Naze's truck on the ride home. He learned quick to drive with the windows cracked, no matter time of year.

[xp_blink]

but there are tentacles

[xp_wildchild]

I KNOW I WANT TO KNOW WHY BUT I ALSO DO NOT WANT TO KNOW

[xp_blink]

baddragon.com

[xp_darcy]

have you played it and escaped the mall yet? it's pretty funny.

[xp_wildchild]

He just sent me the cover and I don't know WHY

[xp_darcy]

probably for the lols then?

[xp_cypher]

I mean, there -are- things I do that aren't for the lolz.

But if I'm shitposting, it's def for the lolz.

[xp_wildchild]

This is not me being Kronk I legit dgi

[xp_cypher]

mostly it's a blend of

-you're from Billings
-two time Hugo finalist Dr Chuck Tingle is a national treasure
-CYOA was awesome, so the good doctor's riff on it is a delight
-gotta prove love is real

[xp_wildchild]

okay so kinda
still confused I did a goog
even more confused

[xp_darcy]

i'm surprised you didn't photoshop the cover to make it look like kyle tbh

[xp_havok]

Are you going to regret the answer when you finally get it?

[xp_wildchild]

Alex my man I regret SO many questions I ask