SUPERB OWL

[xp_wildchild]

Today is the SUPERB OWL.

I got donated hot wings, and some hot sauce, neither of which ima eat, but ya'll can, and some fine ass stuffed pretzel things, and some crazy tater tot nacho hotdish thing, which honestly smells rad to call it the SUPERB OWL For the rest of the day.

Anyways. I've got the big TV room setup, there is snacks, there is extra snacks, please bring more snacks, there is drinks, both the beer kind, and the not beer kind, there is every comfy couch and bean bag chair in the mansion that I had access to, so everyone who isn't into football can nap until half-time or good commercials.

Come watch Superb Owls with me. Please don't make me eat all these tater tatchos alone.

Comments

[xp_cypher]

110% worth it

and if you think you're eating all those tot-chos, think again

[xp_wildchild]

You sleep like 23 hours a day like a koala ima just eat most while you nap

[xp_cypher]

goddamit i want to be pissed about that comparison but it's kind of accurate

which is even worse

[xp_darcy]

I'm gonna make some hot dog skewers wrapped in cheese and hopefully they are as tasty as the recipe looked when I watched it online.

[xp_wildchild]

It's hot dogs and cheese, how can it NOT Be tasty?

[xp_darcy]

I mean it.. could be more effort than tasty. It might be! A lot of appetizer-style food is effort and time. But hey, who needs an easy corn dog or regular hot dog when you can wrap bite size pieces of bun and meat in cheese.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean that sounds delicious af from where I'm sitting, so.

[xp_darcy]

I mean yeah, I wouldn't make it if it didn't sound good. :p

[xp_cypher]

lʍO qɹǝdnS

[xp_echo]

Why did this make my brain twitch?

[xp_dazzler]

I don't understand this sport.

...okay I mean I do, but like, why???

[xp_wildchild]

Which, football or bribing me to make a ridiculous post?

Because like, nobody watches the Superb Owl for the sports, they watch it for the halftime show and the commercials. The second one is that man I will do lot of silly stuff for free food.

[xp_dazzler]

The sport. Bribing you is a time-honored tradition that needs no explination.

But like, this sport is dumb. I actually kind of like sports (I know, right?) and this one is stupid and nobody should like it, so it baffles me that everbody seems to like it unironically.

[xp_wildchild]

I mean it's Football. It's popular because people like seeing dudes smash into each other.

[xp_dazzler]

See, you say that, but then why isn't rugby more of a thing? Like, I've seen rugby games. They're *way* more violent and they don't have the constant stopping and starting and downtime and interruptions of the game.

Like, it's everything that people say they like about football and none of the stuff they say they hate, but everyone you suggest it to is like 'Oh god no that's awful" and I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

Maybe this is why I became a singer rather than a soccer player.

[xp_wildchild]

I also like rugby.

[xp_echo]

Depends on the rugby you're talking about. There are different codes. Some are more boring than others.

[xp_echo]

Speak for yourself fox-boy.

[xp_echo]

Have you never been to a live game? It's people all focussed entirely on hoping their team to victory.

And even apart from that, it's a skill and teamwork and planning. It all comes together on a day and you watch multiple years of training and sacrifice all come together as one perfect set of moments.

That's your why.

[xp_havok]

Be there as soon as the cookies are out of the oven

[xp_wildchild]

aw yeah cookies

[xp_bruiser]

Owl be there! 😁

[xp_bruiser]

What do you need me to bring?

[xp_wildchild]

Can you do like fruit and veg platter? We're high on cheese and bread but low on stuff that isnt' fried.

[xp_bruiser]

I guess. Cheese and bread sounds pretty good to me.

[xp_wildchild]

Yeah but we have healthy people who like, eat balanced meals here. for WHATEVER reason.

[xp_bruiser]

Dude, do you really wanna eat fruit and veggies at a football party? The bad food's the fun part! I eat fruit and veggies all the time. If I'm partying I want like...beer and mozzarella sticks.

[xp_wildchild]

Beer and mozz sticks are ALSO a good idea to bring but like, sometimes I weirdly wanna eat carrots? IDK.

[xp_wildchild]

but also yeah, bring mozz stucks.

[xp_bruiser]

I guess carrot sticks aren't too bad. You've got a deal. 😁

[xp_wildchild]

lol you're a hoot

[xp_bruiser]

You feather believe it, Kylerino.

[xp_blink]

I have artichoke dip and a need to yell at the TV

also, puppy bowl?

[xp_wildchild]

Sweet. I gotta laptop with the puppybowl btw.

[xp_blink]

PUPPIES!

also, is there puppy chow? I could make that too. with cacoa if you want.

[xp_wildchild]

That's the dessert chex mix right? Hell yeah. I have PB powder if you want to put that in.

[xp_blink]

HELL YES! who doesn't love some puppy chow?

[xp_wildchild]

People doing Keto?

[xp_echo]

Before I decide to be there at all, you need to answer me on who you're going to be rooting for? Because I refuse to sit next to you if you're supporting the wrong team.

Also, if I do turn up, are you going to be weird about me drinking alcohol?