Day 45 of Kyle is Single

[xp_wildchild]

Day 45, no land in sight. Captain considering eating the crew, but I talked him out of it. Considering talking him into sailing home and ..

fuck no I can't make this funny. Okay how the hell does anyone like, both get the fuck over a breakup you didn't see coming and not be a shitlord and want to set UCLA on fire or all of LA or California in general.

Comments

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Ice cream and rum usually do the trick for me. And whatever movie/tv show/etc. you want to binge on for a night.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Tried that, at least the alcohol part, it didn't work and I am pretty sure someone has Kyle Does Bad Kareoke on their phone saved as blackmail video.

[xp-darcy.livejournal.com]

Welp. =\

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yeah my Bon Jovi game is pretty not strong.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Shit, man.

If you need to blow off some steam, let me know.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Replied elsewhere but you know you're always welcome to take up space in front of my TV/breakfast bar.

[xp-echo.livejournal.com]

Try not to stain the floors.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

Grindr.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's the just dudes one right? Half considering it.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I know people.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

on grindr? well I installed it but I haven't opened but but I bet like I know at least 2 people on it b/c they live in the mansion

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I mean in general. If you actually want the D, let me intro you to people who won't steal your stuff.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

idk what I even want. d, v, whatever. I just know whatI don't want is to be either like owning a cheetobeard or being a jerk b/c I'm angry.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Take the weekend to wallow or whatever, let people feed you, and then go punch some stuff. Actually, sparring's not a bad idea. And for real, the not being alone thing.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Distractions to take your mind off of the break up and put it on something else, like hobbies or volunteer work have helped for me in the past.

I'm sorry to hear it. I know we haven't really had much interaction but if you ever want to talk.

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

Strip club.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

the smell tho

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

You are not going to the right strip clubs.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

enhanced senses they all smell kinda like funk

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

But like seriously, hang out with people. Don't do the death liquor pineapple thing. Come chill with me and Tasha and Matt and Billy and Doug and whoever else. We'll make burgers. Big burgers. It'll be good. Also, delicious and constructive. I can teach you how to make grill chips.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What are grill chips

dude I promise no more death pineapples. drunk isnt' as fun as it's advertised.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Grill chips are chips made on the grill. They're pretty much awesome.

Drunk's pretty fun, but not when it's sad drunk. Sad drunk is never awesome. It makes me make this face:

:(

So grill chips, burgers the size of your face, and like alcohol but not the excessive kind.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

but like

are they chips or are they fries only they're called chips because british people invented them

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

They're totally American chips. Like, break out that mandolin and let's get grillin

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

Mandolin?

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

sorry dude. shopping spree?