Hey, remember that crab sandwich we had with the legs that one time? I FOUND SOMETHING LEGGIER. Wanna see if we can find somewhere that makes this and EAT IT?
Okay so we have turkey and bacon and octopus and crab legs. I wonder if Lorna would kill us so dead let us make that. Or try. I dunno how to make cooked pretty octopus. I mean do you like cook it and THEN arrange tentacles or like, does it cook together or what?
Yeah, I dunno. I've never tried to cook an octopus before. But like, things that are loose and floppy and get stiff as they cook, right? Like, um...I can't think of anything right now. I just know some things get crunchy as they cook. So you'd probably have to arrange the octopus before you cook it. I think.
People would probably kill us. It'd be worth it though.
I think it's an octopus stuffed inside a turkey, which is sitting on top of a snow crab and the whole thing is covered in bacon strips. Angel thinks there's snakes but I think she has snakes on the brain right now.
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Date: 2013-12-04 05:34 am (UTC)INTERNET. INTERNET TELL ME WHERE WE CAN FIND THIS WITHOUT HAVING TO DRIVE 9745983475983475 MILES.
What IS IT? I see octopus and crab and...I don't even know, scorpion? Snake on top?
Is it actually edible?!
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Date: 2013-12-04 05:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 05:38 am (UTC)I don't even know what to search it as! I looked up crazy tentacle thing. We're not going to talk about some of the results.
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Date: 2013-12-04 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 05:44 am (UTC)Oh I think the snakes are actually bacon! Whoops.
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Date: 2013-12-04 05:46 am (UTC)kill us so deadlet us make that. Or try. I dunno how to make cooked pretty octopus. I mean do you like cook it and THEN arrange tentacles or like, does it cook together or what?no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 05:53 am (UTC)People would probably kill us. It'd be worth it though.no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 05:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 06:07 am (UTC)French Fries! French Fries get crunchy as you cook them!
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:22 am (UTC)I refuse to be held responsible for what happens after.
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 06:27 am (UTC)Or is that Boy Scouts?
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:30 am (UTC)I can't be a Boy Scout, because they still hate it when you're like "Uh, dudes, I've had sex with another dude."
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:32 am (UTC)JEEZ.
Oh yeah, they're still like that aren't they? I also think you're a little too old to be a Boy Scout. Just saying.
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:26 am (UTC)It looks like snakes at first glance, okay?!
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:28 am (UTC)snakes on the brain?
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Date: 2013-12-04 06:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-04 05:47 pm (UTC)Do those flavours even go with each other at all?
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