You guys have until Monday to change your ringtones.

[xp_wildchild]

Okay, monster class, plus any of the rest of you little monsters who picked it up but aren't in THAT CLASS you have until Monday to change your ringtones. I'd say you have that long to stop texting in my class but lets be fricking honest here I already told most of you that I didn't give a crap as long as it wasn't disruptive.

It is totally disruptive when it's THAT SONG AND WHO IN THE HELL TOLD YOU ANYWAY?

(Yo I have an "or else" btws, and it involves me getting medieval on your asses and I mean in the "I have an entire lesson plan with Chaucer, French poetry and Latin mock-epics" way - don't make me bust out the Middle English)

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[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Is this the What does the Fox say song?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

MAYBE

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

LOLOL. You were trying not to laugh when I showed it to you.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

Because of the internet, I have decided that Middle English isn't actual English. Seriously? How would you even pronounce this?

"Whan that aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of march hath perced to the roote..."

Also, I found out from a source who shall remain unnamed.

[x-squirrel.livejournal.com]

It's easy, you just fill your mouth with marbles! At least, that's what I'm convinced they did.

[x-pryor.livejournal.com]

Bitch please, that's like a walk in the park compared to this shit:

A vox gon out of þe wode go,
Afingret so, þat him wes wo;
He nes neuere in none wise
Afingret erour half so swiþe.
He ne hoeld nouþer wey ne strete,
For him wes loþ men to mete;
Him were leuere meten one hen,
Þen half anoundred wimmen.


(I chose that verse especially for you, O Voxy One)

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So what does the fox say?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DEATH TO LAURIE COLLINS.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

That's a very specific call there.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I KNOW IT WAS YOUR RING TONE FOR ME.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

I do not know of that which you speak, young Mr. Gibney